This is a podcast where Phil and Jake (and friends) rank everything.

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, send it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook).

Here's the current List of Every Damn Thing:
  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. interspecies animal friends - idea
  3. sex - idea
  4. bicycles - tool
  5. coffee - beverage
  6. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
  7. Prince - person
  8. It’s-It - food
  9. Doctor Doom - fictional character
  10. Cher - person
  11. dogs - animal
  12. cats - animal
  13. Pee-Wee Herman - fictional character
  14. Donald Duck - fictional character
  15. Britney Spears - person
  16. Hank Williams - person
  17. forest bathing - activity
  18. peanut butter - food
  19. Spice Girls - music group
  20. backpacking - activity
  21. pickles - food
  22. Kerplunk! by Green Day - music
  23. air - substance
  24. volcanoes - natural feature
  25. Golden Gate Bridge - landmark
  26. Watchmen - comic book
  27. onions - food
  28. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  29. sandwiches - food
  30. smell - sense
  31. burritos - food
  32. Caddyshack - movie
  33. "Weird Al” Yankovic - person
  34. Bruce Springsteen - person
  35. Harry Styles - person
  36. Bill Murray - person
  37. leather Jackets - clothing
  38. Rod Lavers shoes - clothing
  39. triangle pizza - food
  40. Friday - idea
  41. British food - food
  42. pie - food
  43. square pizza - food
  44. Star Wars - media franchise
  45. The Twilight Zone - media franchise
  46. Mendocino County - location
  47. Friday - movie
  48. wind - natural feature
  49. newspapers - medium
  50. Brooklyn - location
  51. Klaus Nomi - person
  52. Saturday Night Live - TV show
  53. karaoke - activity
  54. Dungeons & Dragons - game
  55. graffiti - idea
  56. podcasts - medium
  57. marijuana - plant
  58. Boxer (dog breed) - animal
  59. ducks - animal
  60. Bill Paxton - person
  61. vinyl records - medium
  62. firefighters - people
  63. BIC lighters - tool
  64. mycology - science
  65. The Matrix - movie
  66. metatextuality - idea
  67. Star Trek: The Next Generation - media franchise
  68. Golden Girls - TV show
  69. anti-diarrhea medicine - tool
  70. Frasier - TV show
  71. Shakira - person
  72. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  73. Insane Clown Posse - music group
  74. clowns - people
  75. Batman: the Animated Series - TV show
  76. bagels - food
  77. pancakes - food
  78. titties - idea
  79. tuna melt - food
  80. ice cream trucks - idea
  81. Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
  82. puns - idea
  83. toilet humor - idea
  84. Trading Places - movie
  85. y'all - word
  86. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  87. Ferris Bueller's Day Off - movie
  88. Flashdance - movie
  89. The Truman Show - movie
  90. bricks - substance
  91. dilapidated shacks - structures
  92. Shaquille O'Neal - person
  93. Sam Elliott - person
  94. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  95. student loan forgiveness - idea
  96. ranked lists - tool
  97. plants - life forms
  98. Chinatown, San Francisco - location
  99. turkey, bacon & swiss sandwich - food
  100. handkerchiefs - accessory
  101. nail clippers - tool
  102. rye bread - food
  103. fireworks - toy
  104. snare drums - instrument
  105. beer and wings - situation
  106. grilled cheese sandwich - food
  107. Bon Jovi - music group
  108. alternative milks - food
  109. movie theater popcorn - food
  110. dippin’ sauce - food
  111. Drumline - movie
  112. oysters - animal
  113. wedding anniversaries - event
  114. glitter - substance
  115. scatting - music
  116. mockingbirds mimicking car alarms - situation
  117. marriage - institution
  118. expresso with an "X" - idea
  119. saxophone in rock - music
  120. cubed ice - substance
  121. Antoni Gaudi - person
  122. Run the Jewels - music group
  123. Texas - location
  124. Popeye - fictional character
  125. land - substance
  126. Charli XCX - person
  127. Blade - fictional character
  128. teeth - substance
  129. sleep - activity
  130. Dan Aykroyd - person
  131. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial - movie
  132. goats - animal
  133. "Macho Man" Randy Savage - person
  134. Eddie and the Cruisers - movie
  135. Bob Saget - person
  136. Sir Topham Hatt - fictional character
  137. Carthage - location
  138. Charmander - fictional character
  139. mocha lattes - beverage
  140. Taco Bell - food chain
  141. capybaras - animal
  142. Popeyes chicken - food
  143. wool - material
  144. cochlear implants - tool
  145. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  146. hitting rock bottom - idea
  147. Earplugs - tool
  148. Enter the Dragon - movie
  149. jorts - clothing
  150. “Dancing Queen” - music
  151. Gary Busey - person
  152. jeggings - clothing
  153. Watchmen - TV series
  154. Barack Obama - person
  155. Game of Death - movie
  156. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  157. portmanteau - idea
  158. anime - medium 
  159. 48 hrs - movie
  160. kids in restaurants - situation
  161. skorts - clothing
  162. Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
  163. Sorry! - game
  164. animal crackers - food
  165. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - movie
  166. Wayne's World - media franchise
  167. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  168. “Tulsa Time” - music
  169. sleeping naked - situation
  170. IPA - beverage
  171. sriracha - food
  172. brief - idea
  173. cold brew shandy - beverage
  174. Jersey Shore - location
  175. In-N-Out - restaurant
  176. crows - animal
  177. families - idea
  178. sea - substance
  179. cows - animal
  180. online dating - tool
  181. video games - medium
  182. Bell Biv DeVoe - music group
  183. mini-trucks - vehicle
  184. Warner Bros large graphic cartoon T-shirts - clothing
  185. apple juice - food
  186. eggs (chicken) - food
  187. Whoppers (candy) - food
  188. national debt - idea
  189. band t-shirts - clothing
  190. self-promotion - idea
  191. “Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of…)” by Lou Bega - music
  192. Crocs - clothing
  193. David Hasselhoff - person
  194. Spinderella - person
  195. strip clubs that serve food - amusement
  196. Bend, Oregon - location
  197. Harvey Wallbanger - food
  198. audiobook - medium
  199. ants - animal
  200. water parks - amusement
  201. Spaceballs - movie
  202. Fritch's mustache - idea
  203. Ice Cube - person
  204. the internet - tool
  205. Cinderella - music group
  206. wind chimes - decoration / instrument
  207. moist - word
  208. Nerf guns - toy
  209. lightning rounds - idea
  210. zipper jeans - clothing
  211. landlines - tool
  212. generation ships - idea
  213. seedless watermelon - food
  214. sardines - animal/food
  215. Triscuits - food
  216. sliced bread - food
  217. hard seltzer- beverage
  218. peanut butter ice cream - food
  219. Top Ramen - food
  220. whale tail - animal appendage
  221. Grocery Outlet Bargain Market - store
  222. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  223. chimichangas as a lifestyle choice - idea
  224. chest hair - substance
  225. radio edits - music
  226. belly button lint - substance
  227. Trouble - game
  228. Yosemite Sam mud flaps - tool
  229. shell suits- clothing
  230. fast fashion - clothing
  231. commandos - people
  232. no-show socks - clothing
  233. crossbows - weapon
  234. speed limits - law
  235. public humiliation - idea
  236. zipper jeans worn with no underwear - situation
  237. Theodore Roosevelt - person
  238. Monopoly - game
  239. Barry Bonds - person
  240. "Friday" by Rebecca Black - song
  241. Garfield - fictional character
  242. Aerosmith - music group
  243. Band-Aids as fashion - clothing
  244. man-bun - hairstyle
  245. gas-powered leaf blowers - tool
  246. Cinderella - fictional character
  247. toe shoes - clothing
  248. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - music
  249. Watchmen - movie
  250. blood - substance
  251. PG-13 - idea
  252. Oreos - food
  253. calamari - food
  254. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - movie
  255. Plackers flossers - tool
  256. Steve Jobs - person
  257. Bill & Ted Face the Music - movie
  258. sandals with socks - clothing
  259. being possessed - situation
  260. Hulk Hogan - person
  261. The Last Starfighter - movie
  262. Chris Gaines - character
  263. Reese's Ultimate Peanut Butter Lovers Cup - food
  264. crushed ice - substance
  265. "American Pie" by Don McLean - music
  266. uncanny valley effect - idea
  267. Howard the Duck - movie
  268. pigeons - animal
  269. cake sprinkles - food
  270. feeding cats like babies - activity
  271. being a-know-it-all - activity
  272. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  273. rats - animal
  274. capitalism - idea
  275. sports team jerseys - clothing
  276. middle school - institution
  277. plastic straws - tool
  278. Josta - beverage 
  279. Cadbury Creme Eggs - food
  280. Gambit - fictional character
  281. Surge - beverage
  282. Dong Bongs - game
  283. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  284. Lincoln Logs - toy
  285. food poisoning - situation
  286. carpets - decoration
  287. broken glass - substance
  288. Jenny McCarthy - person
  289. Jon Voight - person
  290. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  291. cops - people
  292. British Royal Family - institution
  293. Steven Seagal - person
  294. McRib - food
  295. Hoarders - TV show
  296. death - idea
  297. war - idea
  298. cigarettes - drug
  299. QAnon - idea
  300. transphobia - idea
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