This is a podcast where Phil and Jake (and friends) rank everything.

POLLS ARE CLOSED for voting on which item we're going to re-rank on the List of Everything. Stay tuned for announcement of the winner.

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, send it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook).

Here's the current List of Every Damn Thing:

  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. interspecies animal friends - idea
  3. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
  4. Prince - person
  5. It’s-It - food
  6. Cher - person
  7. Pee-Wee Herman - fictional character
  8. Donald Duck - fictional character
  9. Hank Williams - person
  10. air - substance
  11. Golden Gate Bridge - landmark
  12. Watchmen - comic book
  13. onions - food
  14. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  15. sex - idea
  16. sandwiches - food
  17. smell - sense
  18. burritos - food
  19. "Weird" Al Yankovic - person
  20. Bruce Springsteen - person
  21. Rod Lavers shoes - clothing
  22. square pizza - food
  23. Star Wars - media franchise
  24. Mendocino County - location
  25. Saturday Night Live - television show
  26. karaoke - activity
  27. Boxer (dog breed) - animal
  28. ducks - animal
  29. Bill Paxton - person
  30. firefighters - people
  31. The Matrix - movie
  32. Shakira - person
  33. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  34. Batman: The Animated Series - TV show
  35. bagels - food
  36. pancakes - food 
  37. Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
  38. puns - idea
  39. Trading Places - movie
  40. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  41. Flashdance - movie
  42. The Truman Show - movie
  43. bricks - substance
  44. dilapidated shacks - structures
  45. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  46. plants - life forms
  47. Chinatown, San Francisco - location
  48. handkerchiefs - accessory
  49. nail clippers - tool
  50. rye bread - food
  51. snare drums - instrument
  52. Bon Jovi - music group
  53. dippin’ sauce - food
  54. glitter - substance
  55. saxophone in rock - music
  56. cubed ice - substance
  57. Antoni Gaudi - person
  58. Run the Jewels - music group
  59. Popeye - fictional character
  60. land - substance
  61. Blade - fictional character
  62. Dan Aykroyd - person
  63. goats - animal
  64. Carthage - location
  65. Charmander - fictional character
  66. Taco Bell - food chain
  67. Popeyes chicken - food
  68. wool - material
  69. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  70. Enter the Dragon - movie
  71. jorts - clothing
  72. “Dancing Queen” - music
  73. jeggings - clothing
  74. Watchmen - TV series
  75. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  76. skorts - clothing
  77. Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
  78. Sorry! - game
  79. animal crackers - food
  80. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - movie
  81. Wayne's World - media franchise
  82. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  83. “Tulsa Time” - music
  84. sriracha - food
  85. brief - idea
  86. cold brew shandy - beverage
  87. Jersey Shore - location
  88. crows - animal
  89. sea - substance
  90. coffee - beverage
  91. cows - animal
  92. online dating - tool
  93. video games - medium
  94. Bell Biv DeVoe - music group
  95. Warner Bros large graphic cartoon T-shirts - clothing
  96. eggs (chicken) - food
  97. Whoppers (candy) - food
  98. national debt - idea
  99. band t-shirts - clothing
  100. self-promotion - idea
  101. Crocs - clothing
  102. Spinderella - person
  103. Spaceballs - movie
  104. Ice Cube - person
  105. Cinderella - band
  106. wind chimes - decoration / instrument
  107. moist - word
  108. Nerf guns - toy
  109. lightning rounds - idea
  110. zipper jeans - clothing
  111. landlines - tool
  112. generation ships - idea
  113. seedless watermelon - food
  114. sardines - animal/food
  115. Triscuits - food
  116. peanut butter ice cream - food
  117. Top Ramen - food
  118. whale tail - animal appendage
  119. Grocery Outlet Bargain Market - store
  120. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  121. Trouble - game
  122. commandos - people
  123. no-show socks - clothing
  124. crossbows - weapon
  125. public humiliation - idea
  126. zipper jeans worn with no underwear - situation
  127. Monopoly - game
  128. Barry Bonds - person
  129. man-bun - hairstyle
  130. Cinderella - fictional character
  131. toe shoes - clothing
  132. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - song
  133. Watchmen - movie
  134. blood - substance
  135. Oreos - food
  136. calamari - food
  137. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - movie
  138. Steve Jobs - person
  139. Bill & Ted Face the Music - movie
  140. Hulk Hogan - person
  141. The Last Starfighter - movie
  142. crushed ice - substance
  143. Howard the Duck - movie
  144. pigeons - animal
  145. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  146. rats - animal
  147. capitalism - idea
  148. sports team jerseys - clothing
  149. middle school - institution
  150. Josta - beverage 
  151. Cadbury Creme Eggs - food
  152. Gambit - fictional character
  153. Surge - beverage
  154. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  155. Lincoln Logs - toy
  156. carpets - decoration
  157. broken glass - substance
  158. Jenny McCarthy - person
  159. Jon Voight - person
  160. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  161. Steven Seagal - person
  162. McRib - food
  163. war - idea
  164. cigarettes - drug
  165. QAnon - idea
  166. transphobia - idea

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