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If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, send it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook).

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Here's the current List of Every Damn Thing:
  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. interspecies animal friends - idea
  3. sex - idea
  4. bicycles - tool
  5. coffee - beverage
  6. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
  7. Prince - person
  8. It’s-It - food
  9. Doctor Doom - fictional character
  10. Cher - person
  11. dogs - animal
  12. cats - animal
  13. Pee-Wee Herman - fictional character
  14. Donald Duck - fictional character
  15. Britney Spears - person
  16. Hank Williams - person
  17. forest bathing - activity
  18. peanut butter - food
  19. Spice Girls - music group
  20. backpacking - activity
  21. pickles - food
  22. Kerplunk! by Green Day - music
  23. Harry Styles - person
  24. air - substance
  25. volcanoes - natural feature
  26. Golden Gate Bridge - landmark
  27. Watchmen - comic book
  28. onions - food
  29. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  30. sandwiches - food
  31. smell - sense
  32. burritos - food
  33. Caddyshack - movie
  34. "Weird Al” Yankovic - person
  35. Bruce Springsteen - person
  36. Bill Murray - person
  37. leather Jackets - clothing
  38. Rod Lavers shoes - clothing
  39. triangle pizza - food
  40. Friday - idea
  41. British food - food
  42. pie - food
  43. square pizza - food
  44. Star Wars - media franchise
  45. The Twilight Zone - media franchise
  46. Mendocino County - location
  47. Friday - movie
  48. wind - natural feature
  49. Newspapers - medium
  50. Brooklyn - location
  51. Klaus Nomi - person
  52. Saturday Night Live - TV show
  53. karaoke - activity
  54. graffiti - idea
  55. podcasts - medium
  56. marijuana - plant
  57. Boxer (dog breed) - animal
  58. ducks - animal
  59. Bill Paxton - person
  60. vinyl records - medium
  61. firefighters - people
  62. BIC lighters - tool
  63. mycology - science
  64. The Matrix - movie
  65. metatextuality - idea
  66. Star Trek: The Next Generation - media franchise
  67. Golden Girls - TV show
  68. anti-diarrhea medicine - tool
  69. Frasier - TV show
  70. Shakira - person
  71. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  72. Insane Clown Posse - music group
  73. clowns - people
  74. Batman: the Animated Series - TV show
  75. bagels - food
  76. pancakes - food
  77. titties - idea
  78. tuna melt - food
  79. ice cream trucks - idea
  80. Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
  81. puns - idea
  82. toilet humor - idea
  83. Trading Places - movie
  84. y'all - word
  85. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  86. Ferris Bueller's Day Off - movie
  87. Flashdance - movie
  88. The Truman Show - movie
  89. bricks - substance
  90. dilapidated shacks - structures
  91. Shaquille O'Neal - person
  92. Sam Elliott - person
  93. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  94. student loan forgiveness - idea
  95. ranked lists - tool
  96. plants - life forms
  97. Chinatown, San Francisco - location
  98. turkey, bacon & swiss sandwich - food
  99. handkerchiefs - accessory
  100. nail clippers - tool
  101. rye bread - food
  102. fireworks - toy
  103. snare drums - instrument
  104. beer and wings - situation
  105. grilled cheese sandwich - food
  106. Bon Jovi - music group
  107. alternative milks - food
  108. movie theater popcorn - food
  109. dippin’ sauce - food
  110. Drumline - movie
  111. oysters - animal
  112. wedding anniversaries - event
  113. glitter - substance
  114. scatting - music
  115. mockingbirds mimicking car alarms - situation
  116. marriage - institution
  117. expresso with an "X" - idea
  118. saxophone in rock - music
  119. cubed ice - substance
  120. Antoni Gaudi - person
  121. Run the Jewels - music group
  122. Texas - location
  123. Popeye - fictional character
  124. land - substance
  125. Charli XCX - person
  126. Blade - fictional character
  127. sleep - activity
  128. Dan Aykroyd - person
  129. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial - movie
  130. goats - animal
  131. "Macho Man" Randy Savage - person
  132. Eddie and the Cruisers - movie
  133. Bob Saget - person
  134. Sir Topham Hatt - fictional character
  135. Carthage - location
  136. Charmander - fictional character
  137. mocha lattes - beverage
  138. Taco Bell - food chain
  139. capybaras - animal
  140. Popeyes chicken - food
  141. wool - material
  142. cochlear implants - tool
  143. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  144. hitting rock bottom - idea
  145. Earplugs - tool
  146. Enter the Dragon - movie
  147. jorts - clothing
  148. “Dancing Queen” - music
  149. Gary Busey - person
  150. jeggings - clothing
  151. Watchmen - TV series
  152. Barack Obama - person
  153. Game of Death - movie
  154. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  155. portmanteau - idea
  156. anime - medium 
  157. 48 hrs - movie
  158. kids in restaurants - situation
  159. skorts - clothing
  160. Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
  161. Sorry! - game
  162. animal crackers - food
  163. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - movie
  164. Wayne's World - media franchise
  165. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  166. “Tulsa Time” - music
  167. sleeping naked - situation
  168. IPA - beverage
  169. sriracha - food
  170. brief - idea
  171. cold brew shandy - beverage
  172. Jersey Shore - location
  173. In-N-Out - restaurant
  174. crows - animal
  175. families - idea
  176. sea - substance
  177. cows - animal
  178. online dating - tool
  179. video games - medium
  180. Bell Biv DeVoe - music group
  181. mini-trucks - vehicle
  182. Warner Bros large graphic cartoon T-shirts - clothing
  183. apple juice - food
  184. eggs (chicken) - food
  185. Whoppers (candy) - food
  186. national debt - idea
  187. band t-shirts - clothing
  188. self-promotion - idea
  189. “Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of…)” by Lou Bega - music
  190. Crocs - clothing
  191. Spinderella - person
  192. strip clubs that serve food - amusement
  193. Bend, Oregon - location
  194. Harvey Wallbanger - food
  195. audiobook - medium
  196. ants - animal
  197. water parks - amusement
  198. Spaceballs - movie
  199. Fritch's mustache - idea
  200. Ice Cube - person
  201. the internet - tool
  202. Cinderella - music group
  203. wind chimes - decoration / instrument
  204. moist - word
  205. Nerf guns - toy
  206. lightning rounds - idea
  207. zipper jeans - clothing
  208. landlines - tool
  209. generation ships - idea
  210. seedless watermelon - food
  211. sardines - animal/food
  212. Triscuits - food
  213. hard seltzer- beverage
  214. peanut butter ice cream - food
  215. Top Ramen - food
  216. whale tail - animal appendage
  217. Grocery Outlet Bargain Market - store
  218. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  219. chest hair - substance
  220. radio edits - music
  221. belly button lint - substance
  222. Trouble - game
  223. Yosemite Sam mud flaps - tool
  224. shell suits- clothing
  225. fast fashion - clothing
  226. commandos - people
  227. no-show socks - clothing
  228. crossbows - weapon
  229. speed limits - law
  230. public humiliation - idea
  231. zipper jeans worn with no underwear - situation
  232. Theodore Roosevelt - person
  233. Monopoly - game
  234. Barry Bonds - person
  235. "Friday" by Rebecca Black - song
  236. Garfield - fictional character
  237. Aerosmith - music group
  238. Band-Aids as fashion - clothing
  239. man-bun - hairstyle
  240. gas-powered leaf blowers - tool
  241. Cinderella - fictional character
  242. toe shoes - clothing
  243. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - music
  244. Watchmen - movie
  245. blood - substance
  246. PG-13 - idea
  247. Oreos - food
  248. calamari - food
  249. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - movie
  250. Plackers flossers - tool
  251. Steve Jobs - person
  252. Bill & Ted Face the Music - movie
  253. sandals with socks - clothing
  254. being possessed - situation
  255. Hulk Hogan - person
  256. The Last Starfighter - movie
  257. Chris Gaines - character
  258. Reese's Ultimate Peanut Butter Lovers Cup - food
  259. crushed ice - substance
  260. "American Pie" by Don McLean - music
  261. uncanny valley effect - idea
  262. Howard the Duck - movie
  263. pigeons - animal
  264. cake sprinkles - food
  265. feeding cats like babies - activity
  266. being a-know-it-all - activity
  267. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  268. rats - animal
  269. capitalism - idea
  270. sports team jerseys - clothing
  271. middle school - institution
  272. plastic straws - tool
  273. Josta - beverage 
  274. Cadbury Creme Eggs - food
  275. Gambit - fictional character
  276. Surge - beverage
  277. Dong Bongs - game
  278. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  279. Lincoln Logs - toy
  280. food poisoning - situation
  281. carpets - decoration
  282. broken glass - substance
  283. Jenny McCarthy - person
  284. Jon Voight - person
  285. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  286. cops - people
  287. British Royal Family - institution
  288. Steven Seagal - person
  289. McRib - food
  290. Hoarders - TV show
  291. death - idea
  292. war - idea
  293. cigarettes - drug
  294. QAnon - idea
  295. transphobia - idea
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