This is a podcast where Phil and Jake (and friends) rank everything.

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, send it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook).

Here's the current List of Every Damn Thing:

  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. interspecies animal friends - idea
  3. sex - idea
  4. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
  5. Prince - person
  6. It’s-It - food
  7. Cher - person
  8. Pee-Wee Herman - fictional character
  9. Donald Duck - fictional character
  10. Hank Williams - person
  11. air - substance
  12. Golden Gate Bridge - landmark
  13. Watchmen - comic book
  14. onions - food
  15. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  16. sandwiches - food
  17. smell - sense
  18. burritos - food
  19. Caddyshack - movie
  20. "Weird Al" Yankovic - person
  21. Bruce Springsteen - person
  22. Rod Lavers shoes - clothing
  23. square pizza - food
  24. Star Wars - media franchise
  25. Mendocino County - location
  26. Saturday Night Live - TV show
  27. karaoke - activity
  28. Boxer (dog breed) - animal
  29. ducks - animal
  30. Bill Paxton - person
  31. firefighters - people
  32. The Matrix - movie
  33. Frasier - TV show
  34. Shakira - person
  35. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  36. Batman: The Animated Series - TV show
  37. bagels - food
  38. pancakes - food 
  39. Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
  40. puns - idea
  41. Trading Places - movie
  42. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  43. Flashdance - movie
  44. The Truman Show - movie
  45. bricks - substance
  46. dilapidated shacks - structures
  47. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  48. plants - life forms
  49. Chinatown, San Francisco - location
  50. handkerchiefs - accessory
  51. nail clippers - tool
  52. rye bread - food
  53. snare drums - instrument
  54. Bon Jovi - music group
  55. dippin’ sauce - food
  56. glitter - substance
  57. saxophone in rock - music
  58. cubed ice - substance
  59. Antoni Gaudi - person
  60. Run the Jewels - music group
  61. Popeye - fictional character
  62. land - substance
  63. Blade - fictional character
  64. Dan Aykroyd - person
  65. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial - movie
  66. goats - animal
  67. Carthage - location
  68. Charmander - fictional character
  69. Taco Bell - food chain
  70. Popeyes chicken - food
  71. wool - material
  72. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  73. Enter the Dragon - movie
  74. jorts - clothing
  75. “Dancing Queen” - music
  76. jeggings - clothing
  77. Watchmen - TV series
  78. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  79. skorts - clothing
  80. Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
  81. Sorry! - game
  82. animal crackers - food
  83. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - movie
  84. Wayne's World - media franchise
  85. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  86. “Tulsa Time” - music
  87. sriracha - food
  88. brief - idea
  89. cold brew shandy - beverage
  90. Jersey Shore - location
  91. crows - animal
  92. families - idea
  93. sea - substance
  94. coffee - beverage
  95. cows - animal
  96. online dating - tool
  97. video games - medium
  98. Bell Biv DeVoe - music group
  99. Warner Bros large graphic cartoon T-shirts - clothing
  100. eggs (chicken) - food
  101. Whoppers (candy) - food
  102. national debt - idea
  103. band t-shirts - clothing
  104. self-promotion - idea
  105. Crocs - clothing
  106. Spinderella - person
  107. Spaceballs - movie
  108. Ice Cube - person
  109. Cinderella - band
  110. wind chimes - decoration / instrument
  111. moist - word
  112. Nerf guns - toy
  113. lightning rounds - idea
  114. zipper jeans - clothing
  115. landlines - tool
  116. generation ships - idea
  117. seedless watermelon - food
  118. sardines - animal/food
  119. Triscuits - food
  120. peanut butter ice cream - food
  121. Top Ramen - food
  122. whale tail - animal appendage
  123. Grocery Outlet Bargain Market - store
  124. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  125. Trouble - game
  126. fast fashion - clothing
  127. commandos - people
  128. no-show socks - clothing
  129. crossbows - weapon
  130. public humiliation - idea
  131. zipper jeans worn with no underwear - situation
  132. Monopoly - game
  133. Barry Bonds - person
  134. man-bun - hairstyle
  135. Cinderella - fictional character
  136. toe shoes - clothing
  137. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - song
  138. Watchmen - movie
  139. blood - substance
  140. Oreos - food
  141. calamari - food
  142. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - movie
  143. Steve Jobs - person
  144. Bill & Ted Face the Music - movie
  145. Hulk Hogan - person
  146. The Last Starfighter - movie
  147. Chris Gaines - character
  148. Reese's Ultimate Peanut Butter Lovers Cup - candy
  149. crushed ice - substance
  150. Howard the Duck - movie
  151. pigeons - animal
  152. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  153. rats - animal
  154. capitalism - idea
  155. sports team jerseys - clothing
  156. middle school - institution
  157. Josta - beverage 
  158. Cadbury Creme Eggs - food
  159. Gambit - fictional character
  160. Surge - beverage
  161. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  162. Lincoln Logs - toy
  163. carpets - decoration
  164. broken glass - substance
  165. Jenny McCarthy - person
  166. Jon Voight - person
  167. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  168. British Royal Family - institution
  169. Steven Seagal - person
  170. McRib - food
  171. war - idea
  172. cigarettes - drug
  173. QAnon - idea
  174. transphobia - idea

Send your submission to list@everydamnthing.net (or on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook).

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