This is a podcast where Phil and Jake (and friends) rank everything.

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, send it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook).

Here's the current List of Every Damn Thing:

  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. interspecies animal friends - idea
  3. sex - idea
  4. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
  5. Prince - person
  6. It’s-It - food
  7. Cher - person
  8. Pee-Wee Herman - fictional character
  9. Donald Duck - fictional character
  10. Hank Williams - person
  11. air - substance
  12. Golden Gate Bridge - landmark
  13. Watchmen - comic book
  14. onions - food
  15. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  16. sandwiches - food
  17. smell - sense
  18. burritos - food
  19. Caddyshack - movie
  20. "Weird Al” Yankovic - person
  21. Bruce Springsteen - person
  22. Rod Lavers shoes - clothing
  23. triangle pizza - food
  24. square pizza - food
  25. Star Wars - media franchise
  26. Mendocino County - location
  27. Brooklyn - location
  28. Saturday Night Live - TV show
  29. karaoke - activity
  30. graffiti - idea
  31. podcasts - medium
  32. marijuana - plant
  33. Boxer (dog breed) - animal
  34. ducks - animal
  35. Bill Paxton - person
  36. vinyl records - medium
  37. firefighters - people
  38. The Matrix - movie
  39. metatextuality - idea
  40. Golden Girls - TV show
  41. anti-diarrhea medicine - tool
  42. Frasier - TV show
  43. Shakira - person
  44. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  45. Batman: The Animated Series - TV show
  46. bagels - food
  47. pancakes - food
  48. ice cream trucks - idea
  49. Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
  50. puns - idea
  51. Trading Places - movie
  52. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  53. Flashdance - movie
  54. The Truman Show - movie
  55. bricks - substance
  56. dilapidated shacks - structures
  57. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  58. ranked lists - tool
  59. plants - life forms
  60. Chinatown, San Francisco - location
  61. handkerchiefs - accessory
  62. nail clippers - tool
  63. rye bread - food
  64. snare drums - instrument
  65. beer and wings - situation
  66. Bon Jovi - music group
  67. movie theatre popcorn - food
  68. dippin’ sauce - food
  69. Drumline - movie
  70. glitter - substance
  71. saxophone in rock - music
  72. cubed ice - substance
  73. Antoni Gaudi - person
  74. Run the Jewels - music group
  75. Popeye - fictional character
  76. land - substance
  77. Blade - fictional character
  78. Dan Aykroyd - person
  79. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial - movie
  80. goats - animal
  81. Carthage - location
  82. Charmander - fictional character
  83. Taco Bell - food chain
  84. Popeyes chicken - food
  85. wool - material
  86. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  87. Enter the Dragon - movie
  88. jorts - clothing
  89. “Dancing Queen” - music
  90. jeggings - clothing
  91. Watchmen - TV series
  92. Game of Death - movie
  93. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  94. anime - medium
  95. kids in restaurants - situation
  96. skorts - clothing
  97. Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
  98. Sorry! - game
  99. animal crackers - food
  100. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - movie
  101. Wayne's World - media franchise
  102. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  103. “Tulsa Time” - music
  104. sriracha - food
  105. brief - idea
  106. cold brew shandy - beverage
  107. Jersey Shore - location
  108. crows - animal
  109. families - idea
  110. sea - substance
  111. coffee - beverage
  112. cows - animal
  113. online dating - tool
  114. video games - medium
  115. Bell Biv DeVoe - music group
  116. Warner Bros large graphic cartoon T-shirts - clothing
  117. apple juice - beverage
  118. eggs (chicken) - food
  119. Whoppers (candy) - food
  120. national debt - idea
  121. band t-shirts - clothing
  122. self-promotion - idea
  123. Crocs - clothing
  124. Spinderella - person
  125. Bend, Oregon - location
  126. Spaceballs - movie
  127. Ice Cube - person
  128. the internet - tool
  129. Cinderella - band
  130. wind chimes - decoration / instrument
  131. moist - word
  132. Nerf guns - toy
  133. lightning rounds - idea
  134. zipper jeans - clothing
  135. landlines - tool
  136. generation ships - idea
  137. seedless watermelon - food
  138. sardines - animal/food
  139. Triscuits - food
  140. hard seltzer- beverage
  141. peanut butter ice cream - food
  142. Top Ramen - food
  143. whale tail - animal appendage
  144. Grocery Outlet Bargain Market - store
  145. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  146. radio edits - music
  147. Trouble - game
  148. Yosemite Sam mud flaps - tool
  149. fast fashion - clothing
  150. commandos - people
  151. no-show socks - clothing
  152. crossbows - weapon
  153. speed limits - law
  154. public humiliation - idea
  155. zipper jeans worn with no underwear - situation
  156. Theodore Roosevelt - person
  157. Monopoly - game
  158. Barry Bonds - person
  159. Aerosmith - band
  160. Band-Aids as fashion - clothing
  161. man-bun - hairstyle
  162. gas-powered leaf blowers - tool
  163. Cinderella - fictional character
  164. toe shoes - clothing
  165. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - song
  166. Watchmen - movie
  167. blood - substance
  168. PG-13 - idea
  169. Oreos - food
  170. calamari - food
  171. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - movie
  172. Steve Jobs - person
  173. Bill & Ted Face the Music - movie
  174. Hulk Hogan - person
  175. The Last Starfighter - movie
  176. Chris Gaines - character
  177. Reese's Ultimate Peanut Butter Lovers Cup - food
  178. crushed ice - substance
  179. uncanny valley effect - idea
  180. Howard the Duck - movie
  181. pigeons - animal
  182. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  183. rats - animal
  184. capitalism - idea
  185. sports team jerseys - clothing
  186. middle school - institution
  187. Josta - beverage 
  188. Cadbury Creme Eggs - food
  189. Gambit - fictional character
  190. Surge - beverage
  191. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  192. Lincoln Logs - toy
  193. food poisoning - situation
  194. carpets - decoration
  195. broken glass - substance
  196. Jenny McCarthy - person
  197. Jon Voight - person
  198. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  199. British Royal Family - institution
  200. Steven Seagal - person
  201. McRib - food
  202. war - idea
  203. cigarettes - drug
  204. QAnon - idea
  205. transphobia - idea

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