This is a podcast where Phil and Jake (and friends) rank everything. 

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, send it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter or Instagram).

Here's the current List of Every Damn Thing:

  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. interspecies animal friends - idea
  3. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
  4. Prince - person
  5. It’s-It - food
  6. Cher - person
  7. Pee-Wee Herman - fictional character
  8. Donald Duck - fictional character
  9. Hank Williams - person
  10. air - substance
  11. Watchmen - comic book
  12. onions - food
  13. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  14. sex - idea
  15. smell - sense
  16. Bruce Springsteen - person
  17. Rod Lavers shoes - clothing
  18. Square Pizza - food
  19. Star Wars - media franchise
  20. Boxer (dog breed) - animal
  21. ducks - animal
  22. Bill Paxton - person
  23. firefighters - people
  24. Shakira - person
  25. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  26. pancakes - food 
  27. Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
  28. puns - idea
  29. Trading Places - movie
  30. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  31. The Truman Show - movie
  32. dilapidated shacks - structures
  33. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  34. plants - life form
  35. handkerchiefs - accessory
  36. nail clippers - tool
  37. rye bread - food
  38. snare drums - instrument
  39. Bon Jovi - music group
  40. saxophone in rock - music
  41. cubed ice - substance
  42. Antoni Gaudi - architect
  43. Run the Jewels - music group
  44. Popeye - fictional character
  45. land - substance
  46. Carthage - location
  47. Charmander - fictional character
  48. Popeyes chicken - food
  49. wool - material
  50. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  51. Enter the Dragon - movie
  52. jorts - clothing
  53. “Dancing Queen” - music
  54. jeggings - clothing
  55. Watchmen - TV series
  56. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  57. skorts - clothing
  58. Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
  59. Sorry! - game
  60. animal crackers - food
  61. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - movie
  62. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  63. “Tulsa Time” - music
  64. sriracha - food
  65. brief - idea
  66. cold brew shandy - beverage
  67. Jersey Shore - location
  68. crows - animal
  69. sea - substance
  70. coffee - beverage
  71. online dating - tool
  72. video games - medium
  73. Bell Biv DeVoe - music group
  74. eggs (chicken) - food
  75. Whoppers (candy) - food
  76. national debt - idea
  77. band t-shirts - clothing
  78. Crocs - clothing
  79. Ice Cube - person
  80. wind chimes - decoration / instrument
  81. moist - word
  82. Nerf guns - toy
  83. lightning rounds - idea
  84. zipper jeans - clothing
  85. generation ships - idea
  86. seedless watermelon - food
  87. sardines - animal/food
  88. Triscuits - food
  89. peanut butter ice cream - food
  90. Top Ramen - food
  91. whale tail - animal appendage
  92. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  93. Trouble - game
  94. commandos - people
  95. no-show socks - clothing
  96. public humiliation - idea
  97. zipper jeans worn with no underwear - situation
  98. Monopoly - game
  99. Barry Bonds - person
  100. man-bun - hairstyle
  101. toe shoes - clothing
  102. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - song
  103. Watchmen - movie
  104. blood - substance
  105. Oreos - food
  106. calamari - food
  107. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - movie
  108. Steve Jobs - person
  109. Bill & Ted Face the Music - movie
  110. Hulk Hogan - person
  111. The Last Starfighter - movie
  112. crushed ice - substance
  113. Howard the Duck - movie
  114. pigeons - animal
  115. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  116. rats - animal
  117. capitalism - idea
  118. sports team jerseys - clothing
  119. Josta - beverage 
  120. Gambit - fictional character
  121. Surge - beverage
  122. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  123. Lincoln Logs - toy
  124. Jenny McCarthy - person
  125. Jon Voight - person
  126. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  127. McRib - food
  128. war - idea
  129. cigarettes - drug
  130. QAnon - idea
  131. transphobia - idea

Send your submission to list@everydamnthing.net (or on Twitter or Instagram).

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