This is a podcast where Phil and Jake (and friends) rank everything. 

If you have something for us to rank, email it to list@everydamnthing.net. 

Here's the current List of Every Damn Thing:

  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. Prince - person
  3. Cher - person
  4. Donald Duck - fictional character
  5. Hank Williams - person
  6. air - substance
  7. Watchmen - comic book
  8. onions - food
  9. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  10. sex - idea
  11. firefighters - people
  12. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  13. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  14. dilapidated shacks - structures
  15. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  16. plants - life form
  17. handkerchiefs - accessory
  18. nail clippers - tool
  19. rye bread - food
  20. cubed ice - substance
  21. Antoni Gaudi - architect
  22. Run the Jewels - music group
  23. land - substance
  24. Charmander - fictional character
  25. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  26. “Dancing Queen” - music
  27. Watchmen - TV series
  28. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  29. Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
  30. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  31. “Tulsa Time” - music
  32. cold brew shandy - beverage
  33. Jersey Shore - location
  34. crows - animal
  35. sea - substance
  36. coffee - beverage
  37. Whoppers - food
  38. national debt - idea
  39. band t-shirts - clothing
  40. Crocs - clothing
  41. Ice Cube - person
  42. moist - word
  43. lightning rounds - idea
  44. zipper jeans - clothing
  45. generation ships - idea
  46. sardines - animal
  47. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  48. zipper jeans  worn with no underwear - situation
  49. Barry Bonds - person
  50. man-bun - hairstyle
  51. toe shoes - clothing
  52. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - song
  53. Watchmen - movie
  54. blood - substance
  55. Oreos - food
  56. The Last Starfighter - movie
  57. crushed ice - substance
  58. pigeons - animal
  59. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  60. capitalism - idea
  61. sports team jerseys - clothing
  62. Josta - beverage 
  63. Gambit - fictional character
  64. Surge - beverage
  65. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  66. Jenny McCarthy - person
  67. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  68. QAnon - idea

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, send it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter or Instagram).

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19. Firefighters, Zipper Jeans, Capitalism

Rekindling our flame with guest panelist Jason, we add firefighters, zipper jeans (both with and without underwear) and capitalism to the List of Every Damn Thing.

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