This is a podcast where Phil and Jake (and friends) rank everything.

We're making a list of everything, but we're not perfect. Vote for our worst mistake on our poll. You can vote every day, and for multiple items. The winning item will be reconsidered and re-ranked in an upcoming episode.

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, send it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook).

Here's the current List of Every Damn Thing:
  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. interspecies animal friends - idea
  3. sex - idea
  4. bicycles - tool
  5. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
  6. Prince - person
  7. It’s-It - food
  8. Cher - person
  9. dogs - animal
  10. cats - animal
  11. Pee-Wee Herman - fictional character
  12. Donald Duck - fictional character
  13. Hank Williams - person
  14. Harry Styles - person
  15. air - substance
  16. Golden Gate Bridge - landmark
  17. Watchmen - comic book
  18. onions - food
  19. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  20. sandwiches - food
  21. smell - sense
  22. burritos - food
  23. Caddyshack - movie
  24. "Weird Al” Yankovic - person
  25. Bruce Springsteen - person
  26. Rod Lavers shoes - clothing
  27. triangle pizza - food
  28. pie - food
  29. square pizza - food
  30. Star Wars - media franchise
  31. Mendocino County - location
  32. Newspapers - medium
  33. Brooklyn - location
  34. Saturday Night Live - TV show
  35. karaoke - activity
  36. graffiti - idea
  37. podcasts - medium
  38. marijuana - plant
  39. Boxer (dog breed) - animal
  40. ducks - animal
  41. Bill Paxton - person
  42. vinyl records - medium
  43. firefighters - people
  44. The Matrix - movie
  45. metatextuality - idea
  46. Star Trek: The Next Generation - media franchise
  47. Golden Girls - TV show
  48. anti-diarrhea medicine - tool
  49. Frasier - TV show
  50. Shakira - person
  51. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  52. clowns - people
  53. Batman: the Animated Series - TV show
  54. bagels - food
  55. pancakes - food
  56. ice cream trucks - idea
  57. Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
  58. puns - idea
  59. Trading Places - movie
  60. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  61. Flashdance - movie
  62. The Truman Show - movie
  63. bricks - substance
  64. dilapidated shacks - structures
  65. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  66. ranked lists - tool
  67. plants - life forms
  68. Chinatown, San Francisco - location
  69. handkerchiefs - accessory
  70. nail clippers - tool
  71. rye bread - food
  72. snare drums - instrument
  73. beer and wings - situation
  74. Bon Jovi - music group
  75. movie theatre popcorn - food
  76. dippin’ sauce - food
  77. Drumline - movie
  78. wedding anniversaries - event
  79. glitter - substance
  80. scatting - music
  81. saxophone in rock - music
  82. cubed ice - substance
  83. Antoni Gaudi - person
  84. Run the Jewels - music group
  85. Popeye - fictional character
  86. land - substance
  87. Blade - fictional character
  88. Dan Aykroyd - person
  89. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial - movie
  90. goats - animal
  91. Carthage - location
  92. Charmander - fictional character
  93. Taco Bell - food chain
  94. capybaras - animal
  95. Popeyes chicken - food
  96. wool - material
  97. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  98. Earplugs - tool
  99. Enter the Dragon - movie
  100. jorts - clothing
  101. “Dancing Queen” - music
  102. jeggings - clothing
  103. Watchmen - TV series
  104. Game of Death - movie
  105. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  106. portmanteau - idea
  107. anime - medium
  108. kids in restaurants - situation
  109. skorts - clothing
  110. Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
  111. Sorry! - game
  112. animal crackers - food
  113. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - movie
  114. Wayne's World - media franchise
  115. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  116. “Tulsa Time” - music
  117. sriracha - food
  118. brief - idea
  119. cold brew shandy - beverage
  120. Jersey Shore - location
  121. In-N-Out - restaurant
  122. crows - animal
  123. families - idea
  124. sea - substance
  125. coffee - beverage
  126. cows - animal
  127. online dating - tool
  128. video games - medium
  129. Bell Biv DeVoe - music group
  130. Warner Bros large graphic cartoon T-shirts - clothing
  131. apple juice - beverage
  132. eggs (chicken) - food
  133. Whoppers (candy) - food
  134. national debt - idea
  135. band t-shirts - clothing
  136. self-promotion - idea
  137. Crocs - clothing
  138. Spinderella - person
  139. Bend, Oregon - location
  140. Harvey Wallbanger - beverage
  141. audiobook - medium
  142. water Parks - amusement
  143. Spaceballs - movie
  144. Ice Cube - person
  145. the internet - tool
  146. Cinderella - band
  147. wind chimes - decoration / instrument
  148. moist - word
  149. Nerf guns - toy
  150. lightning rounds - idea
  151. zipper jeans - clothing
  152. landlines - tool
  153. generation ships - idea
  154. seedless watermelon - food
  155. sardines - animal/food
  156. Triscuits - food
  157. hard seltzer- beverage
  158. peanut butter ice cream - food
  159. Top Ramen - food
  160. whale tail - animal appendage
  161. Grocery Outlet Bargain Market - store
  162. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  163. radio edits - music
  164. Trouble - game
  165. Yosemite Sam mud flaps - tool
  166. fast fashion - clothing
  167. commandos - people
  168. no-show socks - clothing
  169. crossbows - weapon
  170. speed limits - law
  171. public humiliation - idea
  172. zipper jeans worn with no underwear - situation
  173. Theodore Roosevelt - person
  174. Monopoly - game
  175. Barry Bonds - person
  176. Aerosmith - band
  177. Band-Aids as fashion - clothing
  178. man-bun - hairstyle
  179. gas-powered leaf blowers - tool
  180. Cinderella - fictional character
  181. toe shoes - clothing
  182. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - song
  183. Watchmen - movie
  184. blood - substance
  185. PG-13 - idea
  186. Oreos - food
  187. calamari - food
  188. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - movie
  189. Steve Jobs - person
  190. Bill & Ted Face the Music - movie
  191. Hulk Hogan - person
  192. The Last Starfighter - movie
  193. Chris Gaines - character
  194. Reese's Ultimate Peanut Butter Lovers Cup - food
  195. crushed ice - substance
  196. uncanny valley effect - idea
  197. Howard the Duck - movie
  198. pigeons - animal
  199. feeding cats like babies - activity
  200. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  201. rats - animal
  202. capitalism - idea
  203. sports team jerseys - clothing
  204. middle school - institution
  205. Josta - beverage 
  206. Cadbury Creme Eggs - food
  207. Gambit - fictional character
  208. Surge - beverage
  209. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  210. Lincoln Logs - toy
  211. food poisoning - situation
  212. carpets - decoration
  213. broken glass - substance
  214. Jenny McCarthy - person
  215. Jon Voight - person
  216. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  217. British Royal Family - institution
  218. Steven Seagal - person
  219. McRib - food
  220. war - idea
  221. cigarettes - drug
  222. QAnon - idea
  223. transphobia - idea

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