This is a podcast where Phil and Jake (and friends) rank everything.

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, send it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook).

Here's the current List of Every Damn Thing:

  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. interspecies animal friends - idea
  3. sex - idea
  4. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
  5. Prince - person
  6. It’s-It - food
  7. Cher - person
  8. Pee-Wee Herman - fictional character
  9. Donald Duck - fictional character
  10. Hank Williams - person
  11. air - substance
  12. Golden Gate Bridge - landmark
  13. Watchmen - comic book
  14. onions - food
  15. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  16. sandwiches - food
  17. smell - sense
  18. burritos - food
  19. Caddyshack - movie
  20. "Weird Al” Yankovic - person
  21. Bruce Springsteen - person
  22. Rod Lavers shoes - clothing
  23. triangle pizza - food
  24. square pizza - food
  25. Star Wars - media franchise
  26. Mendocino County - location
  27. Brooklyn - location
  28. Saturday Night Live - TV show
  29. karaoke - activity
  30. podcasts - medium
  31. Boxer (dog breed) - animal
  32. ducks - animal
  33. Bill Paxton - person
  34. vinyl records - medium
  35. firefighters - people
  36. The Matrix - movie
  37. metatextuality - idea
  38. anti-diarrhea medicine - tool
  39. Frasier - TV show
  40. Shakira - person
  41. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  42. Batman: The Animated Series - TV show
  43. bagels - food
  44. pancakes - food
  45. ice cream trucks - idea
  46. Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
  47. puns - idea
  48. Trading Places - movie
  49. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  50. Flashdance - movie
  51. The Truman Show - movie
  52. bricks - substance
  53. dilapidated shacks - structures
  54. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  55. ranked lists - tool
  56. plants - life forms
  57. Chinatown, San Francisco - location
  58. handkerchiefs - accessory
  59. nail clippers - tool
  60. rye bread - food
  61. snare drums - instrument
  62. beer and wings - situation
  63. Bon Jovi - music group
  64. movie theatre popcorn - food
  65. dippin’ sauce - food
  66. glitter - substance
  67. saxophone in rock - music
  68. cubed ice - substance
  69. Antoni Gaudi - person
  70. Run the Jewels - music group
  71. Popeye - fictional character
  72. land - substance
  73. Blade - fictional character
  74. Dan Aykroyd - person
  75. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial - movie
  76. goats - animal
  77. Carthage - location
  78. Charmander - fictional character
  79. Taco Bell - food chain
  80. Popeyes chicken - food
  81. wool - material
  82. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  83. Enter the Dragon - movie
  84. jorts - clothing
  85. “Dancing Queen” - music
  86. jeggings - clothing
  87. Watchmen - TV series
  88. Game of Death - movie
  89. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  90. kids in restaurants - situation
  91. skorts - clothing
  92. Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
  93. Sorry! - game
  94. animal crackers - food
  95. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - movie
  96. Wayne's World - media franchise
  97. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  98. “Tulsa Time” - music
  99. sriracha - food
  100. brief - idea
  101. cold brew shandy - beverage
  102. Jersey Shore - location
  103. crows - animal
  104. families - idea
  105. sea - substance
  106. coffee - beverage
  107. cows - animal
  108. online dating - tool
  109. video games - medium
  110. Bell Biv DeVoe - music group
  111. Warner Bros large graphic cartoon T-shirts - clothing
  112. apple juice - beverage
  113. eggs (chicken) - food
  114. Whoppers (candy) - food
  115. national debt - idea
  116. band t-shirts - clothing
  117. self-promotion - idea
  118. Crocs - clothing
  119. Spinderella - person
  120. Spaceballs - movie
  121. Ice Cube - person
  122. the internet - tool
  123. Cinderella - band
  124. wind chimes - decoration / instrument
  125. moist - word
  126. Nerf guns - toy
  127. lightning rounds - idea
  128. zipper jeans - clothing
  129. landlines - tool
  130. generation ships - idea
  131. seedless watermelon - food
  132. sardines - animal/food
  133. Triscuits - food
  134. hard seltzer- beverage
  135. peanut butter ice cream - food
  136. Top Ramen - food
  137. whale tail - animal appendage
  138. Grocery Outlet Bargain Market - store
  139. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  140. radio edits - music
  141. Trouble - game
  142. fast fashion - clothing
  143. commandos - people
  144. no-show socks - clothing
  145. crossbows - weapon
  146. speed limits - law
  147. public humiliation - idea
  148. zipper jeans worn with no underwear - situation
  149. Theodore Roosevelt - person
  150. Monopoly - game
  151. Barry Bonds - person
  152. Aerosmith - band
  153. man-bun - hairstyle
  154. gas-powered leaf blowers - tool
  155. Cinderella - fictional character
  156. toe shoes - clothing
  157. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - song
  158. Watchmen - movie
  159. blood - substance
  160. Oreos - food
  161. calamari - food
  162. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - movie
  163. Steve Jobs - person
  164. Bill & Ted Face the Music - movie
  165. Hulk Hogan - person
  166. The Last Starfighter - movie
  167. Chris Gaines - character
  168. Reese's Ultimate Peanut Butter Lovers Cup - food
  169. crushed ice - substance
  170. Howard the Duck - movie
  171. pigeons - animal
  172. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  173. rats - animal
  174. capitalism - idea
  175. sports team jerseys - clothing
  176. middle school - institution
  177. Josta - beverage 
  178. Cadbury Creme Eggs - food
  179. Gambit - fictional character
  180. Surge - beverage
  181. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  182. Lincoln Logs - toy
  183. food poisoning - situation
  184. carpets - decoration
  185. broken glass - substance
  186. Jenny McCarthy - person
  187. Jon Voight - person
  188. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  189. British Royal Family - institution
  190. Steven Seagal - person
  191. McRib - food
  192. war - idea
  193. cigarettes - drug
  194. QAnon - idea
  195. transphobia - idea

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