This is a podcast where Phil and Jake (and friends) rank everything. 

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, send it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter or Instagram).

Here's the current List of Every Damn Thing:

  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. interspecies animal friends - idea
  3. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
  4. Prince - person
  5. It’s-It - food
  6. Cher - person
  7. Pee-Wee Herman - fictional character
  8. Donald Duck - fictional character
  9. Hank Williams - person
  10. air - substance
  11. Watchmen - comic book
  12. onions - food
  13. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  14. sex - idea
  15. smell - sense
  16. burritos - food
  17. Bruce Springsteen - person
  18. Rod Lavers shoes - clothing
  19. Square Pizza - food
  20. Star Wars - media franchise
  21. Mendocino County - location
  22. Saturday Night Live - television show
  23. Boxer (dog breed) - animal
  24. ducks - animal
  25. Bill Paxton - person
  26. firefighters - people
  27. Shakira - person
  28. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  29. pancakes - food 
  30. Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
  31. puns - idea
  32. Trading Places - movie
  33. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  34. The Truman Show - movie
  35. dilapidated shacks - structures
  36. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  37. plants - life forms
  38. Chinatown, San Francisco - location
  39. handkerchiefs - accessory
  40. nail clippers - tool
  41. rye bread - food
  42. snare drums - instrument
  43. Bon Jovi - music group
  44. glitter - substance
  45. saxophone in rock - music
  46. cubed ice - substance
  47. Antoni Gaudi - architect
  48. Run the Jewels - music group
  49. Popeye - fictional character
  50. land - substance
  51. Dan Aykroyd - person
  52. Carthage - location
  53. Charmander - fictional character
  54. Popeyes chicken - food
  55. wool - material
  56. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  57. Enter the Dragon - movie
  58. jorts - clothing
  59. “Dancing Queen” - music
  60. jeggings - clothing
  61. Watchmen - TV series
  62. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  63. skorts - clothing
  64. Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
  65. Sorry! - game
  66. animal crackers - food
  67. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - movie
  68. Wayne's World - media franchise
  69. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  70. “Tulsa Time” - music
  71. sriracha - food
  72. brief - idea
  73. cold brew shandy - beverage
  74. Jersey Shore - location
  75. crows - animal
  76. sea - substance
  77. coffee - beverage
  78. cows - animal
  79. online dating - tool
  80. video games - medium
  81. Bell Biv DeVoe - music group
  82. eggs (chicken) - food
  83. Whoppers (candy) - food
  84. national debt - idea
  85. band t-shirts - clothing
  86. Crocs - clothing
  87. Ice Cube - person
  88. wind chimes - decoration / instrument
  89. moist - word
  90. Nerf guns - toy
  91. lightning rounds - idea
  92. zipper jeans - clothing
  93. generation ships - idea
  94. seedless watermelon - food
  95. sardines - animal/food
  96. Triscuits - food
  97. peanut butter ice cream - food
  98. Top Ramen - food
  99. whale tail - animal appendage
  100. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  101. Trouble - game
  102. commandos - people
  103. no-show socks - clothing
  104. public humiliation - idea
  105. zipper jeans worn with no underwear - situation
  106. Monopoly - game
  107. Barry Bonds - person
  108. man-bun - hairstyle
  109. toe shoes - clothing
  110. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - song
  111. Watchmen - movie
  112. blood - substance
  113. Oreos - food
  114. calamari - food
  115. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - movie
  116. Steve Jobs - person
  117. Bill & Ted Face the Music - movie
  118. Hulk Hogan - person
  119. The Last Starfighter - movie
  120. crushed ice - substance
  121. Howard the Duck - movie
  122. pigeons - animal
  123. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  124. rats - animal
  125. capitalism - idea
  126. sports team jerseys - clothing
  127. Josta - beverage 
  128. Gambit - fictional character
  129. Surge - beverage
  130. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  131. Lincoln Logs - toy
  132. broken glass - substance
  133. Jenny McCarthy - person
  134. Jon Voight - person
  135. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  136. McRib - food
  137. war - idea
  138. cigarettes - drug
  139. QAnon - idea
  140. transphobia - idea

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