This is a podcast where Phil and Jake (and friends) rank everything. 

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, send it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter or Instagram).

Here's the current List of Every Damn Thing:

  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
  3. Prince - person
  4. It’s-It - food
  5. Cher - person
  6. Donald Duck - fictional character
  7. Hank Williams - person
  8. air - substance
  9. Watchmen - comic book
  10. onions - food
  11. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  12. sex - idea
  13. Star Wars - media franchise
  14. Boxer (dog breed) - animal
  15. ducks - animal
  16. firefighters - people
  17. Shakira - person
  18. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  19. Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
  20. puns - idea
  21. Trading Places - movie
  22. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  23. The Truman Show - movie
  24. dilapidated shacks - structures
  25. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  26. plants - life form
  27. handkerchiefs - accessory
  28. nail clippers - tool
  29. rye bread - food
  30. snare drums - instrument
  31. saxophone in rock - music
  32. cubed ice - substance
  33. Antoni Gaudi - architect
  34. Run the Jewels - music group 
  35. Popeye - fictional character
  36. land - substance
  37. Carthage - location
  38. Charmander - fictional character
  39. Popeyes chicken - food
  40. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  41. “Dancing Queen” - music
  42. Watchmen - TV series
  43. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  44. Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
  45. Sorry! - game
  46. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - movie
  47. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  48. “Tulsa Time” - music
  49. sriracha - food
  50. brief - idea
  51. cold brew shandy - beverage
  52. Jersey Shore - location
  53. crows - animal
  54. sea - substance
  55. coffee - beverage
  56. video games - medium
  57. eggs (chicken) - food
  58. Whoppers (candy) - food
  59. national debt - idea 
  60. band t-shirts - clothing
  61. Crocs - clothing
  62. Ice Cube - person
  63. wind chimes - decoration / instrument
  64. moist - word
  65. Nerf guns - toy
  66. lightning rounds - idea
  67. zipper jeans - clothing
  68. generation ships - idea
  69. seedless watermelon - food
  70. sardines - animal/food
  71. Triscuits - food
  72. peanut butter ice cream - food
  73. Top Ramen - food
  74. whale tail - animal appendage
  75. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  76. Trouble - game
  77. commandos - people
  78. no-show socks - clothing
  79. zipper jeans worn with no underwear - situation
  80. Monopoly - game
  81. Barry Bonds - person
  82. man-bun - hairstyle
  83. toe shoes - clothing
  84. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - song
  85. Watchmen - movie
  86. blood - substance
  87. Oreos - food
  88. calamari - food
  89. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - movie
  90. Bill & Ted Face the Music - movie
  91. The Last Starfighter - movie
  92. crushed ice - substance
  93. pigeons - animal
  94. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  95. rats - animal 
  96. capitalism - idea
  97. sports team jerseys - clothing
  98. Josta - beverage 
  99. Gambit - fictional character
  100. Surge - beverage
  101. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  102. Jenny McCarthy - person
  103. Jon Voight - person
  104. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  105. McRib - food
  106. cigarettes - drug
  107. QAnon - idea

Send your submission to list@everydamnthing.net (or on Twitter or Instagram).

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