This is a podcast where Phil and Jake (and friends) rank everything.

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, send it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook).

Here's the current List of Every Damn Thing:
  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. interspecies animal friends - idea
  3. sex - idea
  4. bicycles - tool
  5. coffee - beverage
  6. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
  7. Prince - person
  8. It’s-It - food
  9. Doctor Doom - fictional character
  10. Cher - person
  11. dogs - animal
  12. cats - animal
  13. Pee-Wee Herman - fictional character
  14. Donald Duck - fictional character
  15. Britney Spears - person
  16. Hank Williams - person
  17. forest bathing - activity
  18. peanut butter - food
  19. Spice Girls - music group
  20. backpacking - activity
  21. pickles - food
  22. Kerplunk! by Green Day - music
  23. air - substance
  24. volcanoes - natural feature
  25. Golden Gate Bridge - landmark
  26. Watchmen - comic book
  27. onions - food
  28. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  29. sandwiches - food
  30. smell - sense
  31. burritos - food
  32. Caddyshack - movie
  33. "Weird Al” Yankovic - person
  34. Bruce Springsteen - person
  35. Harry Styles - person
  36. Bill Murray - person
  37. leather Jackets - clothing
  38. Rod Lavers shoes - clothing
  39. triangle pizza - food
  40. Friday - idea
  41. British food - food
  42. pie - food
  43. square pizza - food
  44. Star Wars - media franchise
  45. The Twilight Zone - media franchise
  46. Mendocino County - location
  47. Friday - movie
  48. wind - natural feature
  49. newspapers - medium
  50. Brooklyn - location
  51. Klaus Nomi - person
  52. Saturday Night Live - TV show
  53. karaoke - activity
  54. graffiti - idea
  55. podcasts - medium
  56. marijuana - plant
  57. Boxer (dog breed) - animal
  58. ducks - animal
  59. Bill Paxton - person
  60. vinyl records - medium
  61. firefighters - people
  62. BIC lighters - tool
  63. mycology - science
  64. The Matrix - movie
  65. metatextuality - idea
  66. Star Trek: The Next Generation - media franchise
  67. Golden Girls - TV show
  68. anti-diarrhea medicine - tool
  69. Frasier - TV show
  70. Shakira - person
  71. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  72. Insane Clown Posse - music group
  73. clowns - people
  74. Batman: the Animated Series - TV show
  75. bagels - food
  76. pancakes - food
  77. titties - idea
  78. tuna melt - food
  79. ice cream trucks - idea
  80. Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
  81. puns - idea
  82. toilet humor - idea
  83. Trading Places - movie
  84. y'all - word
  85. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  86. Ferris Bueller's Day Off - movie
  87. Flashdance - movie
  88. The Truman Show - movie
  89. bricks - substance
  90. dilapidated shacks - structures
  91. Shaquille O'Neal - person
  92. Sam Elliott - person
  93. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  94. student loan forgiveness - idea
  95. ranked lists - tool
  96. plants - life forms
  97. Chinatown, San Francisco - location
  98. turkey, bacon & swiss sandwich - food
  99. handkerchiefs - accessory
  100. nail clippers - tool
  101. rye bread - food
  102. fireworks - toy
  103. snare drums - instrument
  104. beer and wings - situation
  105. grilled cheese sandwich - food
  106. Bon Jovi - music group
  107. alternative milks - food
  108. movie theater popcorn - food
  109. dippin’ sauce - food
  110. Drumline - movie
  111. oysters - animal
  112. wedding anniversaries - event
  113. glitter - substance
  114. scatting - music
  115. mockingbirds mimicking car alarms - situation
  116. marriage - institution
  117. expresso with an "X" - idea
  118. saxophone in rock - music
  119. cubed ice - substance
  120. Antoni Gaudi - person
  121. Run the Jewels - music group
  122. Texas - location
  123. Popeye - fictional character
  124. land - substance
  125. Charli XCX - person
  126. Blade - fictional character
  127. teeth - substance
  128. sleep - activity
  129. Dan Aykroyd - person
  130. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial - movie
  131. goats - animal
  132. "Macho Man" Randy Savage - person
  133. Eddie and the Cruisers - movie
  134. Bob Saget - person
  135. Sir Topham Hatt - fictional character
  136. Carthage - location
  137. Charmander - fictional character
  138. mocha lattes - beverage
  139. Taco Bell - food chain
  140. capybaras - animal
  141. Popeyes chicken - food
  142. wool - material
  143. cochlear implants - tool
  144. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  145. hitting rock bottom - idea
  146. Earplugs - tool
  147. Enter the Dragon - movie
  148. jorts - clothing
  149. “Dancing Queen” - music
  150. Gary Busey - person
  151. jeggings - clothing
  152. Watchmen - TV series
  153. Barack Obama - person
  154. Game of Death - movie
  155. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  156. portmanteau - idea
  157. anime - medium 
  158. 48 hrs - movie
  159. kids in restaurants - situation
  160. skorts - clothing
  161. Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
  162. Sorry! - game
  163. animal crackers - food
  164. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - movie
  165. Wayne's World - media franchise
  166. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  167. “Tulsa Time” - music
  168. sleeping naked - situation
  169. IPA - beverage
  170. sriracha - food
  171. brief - idea
  172. cold brew shandy - beverage
  173. Jersey Shore - location
  174. In-N-Out - restaurant
  175. crows - animal
  176. families - idea
  177. sea - substance
  178. cows - animal
  179. online dating - tool
  180. video games - medium
  181. Bell Biv DeVoe - music group
  182. mini-trucks - vehicle
  183. Warner Bros large graphic cartoon T-shirts - clothing
  184. apple juice - food
  185. eggs (chicken) - food
  186. Whoppers (candy) - food
  187. national debt - idea
  188. band t-shirts - clothing
  189. self-promotion - idea
  190. “Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of…)” by Lou Bega - music
  191. Crocs - clothing
  192. David Hasselhoff - person
  193. Spinderella - person
  194. strip clubs that serve food - amusement
  195. Bend, Oregon - location
  196. Harvey Wallbanger - food
  197. audiobook - medium
  198. ants - animal
  199. water parks - amusement
  200. Spaceballs - movie
  201. Fritch's mustache - idea
  202. Ice Cube - person
  203. the internet - tool
  204. Cinderella - music group
  205. wind chimes - decoration / instrument
  206. moist - word
  207. Nerf guns - toy
  208. lightning rounds - idea
  209. zipper jeans - clothing
  210. landlines - tool
  211. generation ships - idea
  212. seedless watermelon - food
  213. sardines - animal/food
  214. Triscuits - food
  215. hard seltzer- beverage
  216. peanut butter ice cream - food
  217. Top Ramen - food
  218. whale tail - animal appendage
  219. Grocery Outlet Bargain Market - store
  220. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  221. chimichangas as a lifestyle choice - idea
  222. chest hair - substance
  223. radio edits - music
  224. belly button lint - substance
  225. Trouble - game
  226. Yosemite Sam mud flaps - tool
  227. shell suits- clothing
  228. fast fashion - clothing
  229. commandos - people
  230. no-show socks - clothing
  231. crossbows - weapon
  232. speed limits - law
  233. public humiliation - idea
  234. zipper jeans worn with no underwear - situation
  235. Theodore Roosevelt - person
  236. Monopoly - game
  237. Barry Bonds - person
  238. "Friday" by Rebecca Black - song
  239. Garfield - fictional character
  240. Aerosmith - music group
  241. Band-Aids as fashion - clothing
  242. man-bun - hairstyle
  243. gas-powered leaf blowers - tool
  244. Cinderella - fictional character
  245. toe shoes - clothing
  246. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - music
  247. Watchmen - movie
  248. blood - substance
  249. PG-13 - idea
  250. Oreos - food
  251. calamari - food
  252. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - movie
  253. Plackers flossers - tool
  254. Steve Jobs - person
  255. Bill & Ted Face the Music - movie
  256. sandals with socks - clothing
  257. being possessed - situation
  258. Hulk Hogan - person
  259. The Last Starfighter - movie
  260. Chris Gaines - character
  261. Reese's Ultimate Peanut Butter Lovers Cup - food
  262. crushed ice - substance
  263. "American Pie" by Don McLean - music
  264. uncanny valley effect - idea
  265. Howard the Duck - movie
  266. pigeons - animal
  267. cake sprinkles - food
  268. feeding cats like babies - activity
  269. being a-know-it-all - activity
  270. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  271. rats - animal
  272. capitalism - idea
  273. sports team jerseys - clothing
  274. middle school - institution
  275. plastic straws - tool
  276. Josta - beverage 
  277. Cadbury Creme Eggs - food
  278. Gambit - fictional character
  279. Surge - beverage
  280. Dong Bongs - game
  281. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  282. Lincoln Logs - toy
  283. food poisoning - situation
  284. carpets - decoration
  285. broken glass - substance
  286. Jenny McCarthy - person
  287. Jon Voight - person
  288. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  289. cops - people
  290. British Royal Family - institution
  291. Steven Seagal - person
  292. McRib - food
  293. Hoarders - TV show
  294. death - idea
  295. war - idea
  296. cigarettes - drug
  297. QAnon - idea
  298. transphobia - idea
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