This is a podcast where Phil and Jake (and friends) rank everything. 

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, send it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter or Instagram).

Here's the current List of Every Damn Thing:

  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
  3. Prince - person
  4. Cher - person
  5. Donald Duck - fictional character
  6. Hank Williams - person
  7. air - substance
  8. Watchmen - comic book
  9. onions - food
  10. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  11. sex - idea
  12. Boxer (dog breed) - animal
  13. ducks - animal
  14. firefighters - people
  15. Shakira - person
  16. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  17. Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
  18. Trading Places - 1983 film
  19. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  20. The Truman Show - movie
  21. dilapidated shacks - structures
  22. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  23. plants - life form
  24. handkerchiefs - accessory
  25. nail clippers - tool
  26. rye bread - food
  27. cubed ice - substance
  28. Antoni Gaudi - architect
  29. Run the Jewels - music group
  30. Popeye - fictional character
  31. land - substance
  32. Charmander - fictional character
  33. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  34. “Dancing Queen” - music
  35. Watchmen - TV series
  36. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  37. Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
  38. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  39. “Tulsa Time” - music
  40. brief - idea
  41. cold brew shandy - beverage
  42. Jersey Shore - location
  43. crows - animal
  44. sea - substance
  45. coffee - beverage
  46. eggs (chicken) - food
  47. Whoppers (candy) - food
  48. national debt - idea
  49. band t-shirts - clothing
  50. Crocs - clothing
  51. Ice Cube - person
  52. wind chimes - decoration / instrument
  53. moist - word
  54. Nerf guns - toy
  55. lightning rounds - idea
  56. zipper jeans - clothing
  57. generation ships - idea
  58. seedless watermelon - food
  59. sardines - animal/food
  60. peanut butter ice cream - food
  61. Top Ramen - food
  62. whale tail - animal appendage
  63. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  64. commandos - people
  65. no-show socks - clothing
  66. zipper jeans  worn with no underwear - situation
  67. Barry Bonds - person
  68. man-bun - hairstyle
  69. toe shoes - clothing
  70. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - song
  71. Watchmen - movie
  72. blood - substance
  73. Oreos - food
  74. calamari - food
  75. The Last Starfighter - movie
  76. crushed ice - substance
  77. pigeons - animal
  78. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  79. rats - animal 
  80. capitalism - idea
  81. sports team jerseys - clothing
  82. Josta - beverage 
  83. Gambit - fictional character
  84. Surge - beverage
  85. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  86. Jenny McCarthy - person
  87. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  88. McRib - food
  89. cigarettes - drug
  90. QAnon - idea

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