This is a podcast where Phil and Jake (and friends) rank everything.

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, send it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook).

Here's the current List of Every Damn Thing:
  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. interspecies animal friends - idea
  3. sex - idea
  4. bicycles - tool
  5. coffee - beverage
  6. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
  7. Prince - person
  8. It’s-It - food
  9. Doctor Doom - fictional character
  10. Cher - person
  11. dogs - animal
  12. cats - animal
  13. Pee-Wee Herman - fictional character
  14. Donald Duck - fictional character
  15. Britney Spears - person
  16. Hank Williams - person
  17. forest bathing - activity
  18. peanut butter - food
  19. Spice Girls - music group
  20. backpacking - activity
  21. pickles - food
  22. Kerplunk! by Green Day - music
  23. air - substance
  24. volcanoes - natural feature
  25. Golden Gate Bridge - landmark
  26. Watchmen - comic book
  27. onions - food
  28. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  29. sandwiches - food
  30. smell - sense
  31. burritos - food
  32. Caddyshack - movie
  33. Big Trouble in Little China - movie
  34. "Weird Al” Yankovic - person
  35. Bruce Springsteen - person
  36. Harry Styles - person
  37. Bill Murray - person
  38. leather Jackets - clothing
  39. Rod Lavers shoes - clothing
  40. triangle pizza - food
  41. Friday - idea
  42. British food - food
  43. pie - food
  44. square pizza - food
  45. Star Wars - media franchise
  46. The Twilight Zone - media franchise
  47. Mendocino County - location
  48. Friday - movie
  49. wind - natural feature
  50. newspapers - medium
  51. Brooklyn - location
  52. Klaus Nomi - person
  53. Saturday Night Live - TV show
  54. karaoke - activity
  55. Dungeons & Dragons - game
  56. graffiti - idea
  57. podcasts - medium
  58. marijuana - plant
  59. Boxer (dog breed) - animal
  60. ducks - animal
  61. Bill Paxton - person
  62. vinyl records - medium
  63. firefighters - people
  64. BIC lighters - tool
  65. mycology - science
  66. The Matrix - movie
  67. metatextuality - idea
  68. Star Trek: The Next Generation - media franchise
  69. Golden Girls - TV show
  70. anti-diarrhea medicine - tool
  71. Frasier - TV show
  72. Shakira - person
  73. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  74. Insane Clown Posse - music group
  75. clowns - people
  76. Batman: the Animated Series - TV show
  77. bagels - food
  78. pancakes - food
  79. titties - idea
  80. tuna melt - food
  81. ice cream trucks - idea
  82. Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
  83. puns - idea
  84. toilet humor - idea
  85. Trading Places - movie
  86. y'all - word
  87. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  88. Ferris Bueller's Day Off - movie
  89. Flashdance - movie
  90. The Truman Show - movie
  91. bricks - substance
  92. dilapidated shacks - structures
  93. Shaquille O'Neal - person
  94. Sam Elliott - person
  95. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  96. student loan forgiveness - idea
  97. ranked lists - tool
  98. plants - life forms
  99. Chinatown, San Francisco - location
  100. turkey, bacon & swiss sandwich - food
  101. handkerchiefs - accessory
  102. nail clippers - tool
  103. rye bread - food
  104. fireworks - toy
  105. snare drums - instrument
  106. beer and wings - situation
  107. grilled cheese sandwich - food
  108. Bon Jovi - music group
  109. alternative milks - food
  110. movie theater popcorn - food
  111. dippin’ sauce - food
  112. Drumline - movie
  113. oysters - animal
  114. wedding anniversaries - event
  115. glitter - substance
  116. scatting - music
  117. mockingbirds mimicking car alarms - situation
  118. marriage - institution
  119. expresso with an "X" - idea
  120. saxophone in rock - music
  121. cubed ice - substance
  122. Antoni Gaudi - person
  123. Run the Jewels - music group
  124. Texas - location
  125. Popeye - fictional character
  126. land - substance
  127. Charli XCX - person
  128. Blade - fictional character
  129. teeth - substance
  130. sleep - activity
  131. Dan Aykroyd - person
  132. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial - movie
  133. goats - animal
  134. "Macho Man" Randy Savage - person
  135. Eddie and the Cruisers - movie
  136. Bob Saget - person
  137. Sir Topham Hatt - fictional character
  138. Carthage - location
  139. Charmander - fictional character
  140. mocha lattes - beverage
  141. Taco Bell - food chain
  142. capybaras - animal
  143. Popeyes chicken - food
  144. wool - material
  145. cochlear implants - tool
  146. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  147. hitting rock bottom - idea
  148. Earplugs - tool
  149. Enter the Dragon - movie
  150. jorts - clothing
  151. “Dancing Queen” - music
  152. Gary Busey - person
  153. jeggings - clothing
  154. Watchmen - TV series
  155. Barack Obama - person
  156. Game of Death - movie
  157. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  158. portmanteau - idea
  159. anime - medium 
  160. 48 hrs - movie
  161. kids in restaurants - situation
  162. skorts - clothing
  163. Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
  164. Sorry! - game
  165. animal crackers - food
  166. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - movie
  167. Wayne's World - media franchise
  168. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  169. “Tulsa Time” - music
  170. sleeping naked - situation
  171. IPA - beverage
  172. sriracha - food
  173. brief - idea
  174. cold brew shandy - beverage
  175. Jersey Shore - location
  176. In-N-Out - restaurant
  177. crows - animal
  178. families - idea
  179. sea - substance
  180. cows - animal
  181. online dating - tool
  182. video games - medium
  183. Bell Biv DeVoe - music group
  184. mini-trucks - vehicle
  185. Warner Bros large graphic cartoon T-shirts - clothing
  186. apple juice - food
  187. eggs (chicken) - food
  188. Whoppers (candy) - food
  189. national debt - idea
  190. band t-shirts - clothing
  191. self-promotion - idea
  192. “Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of…)” by Lou Bega - music
  193. Crocs - clothing
  194. David Hasselhoff - person
  195. Spinderella - person
  196. strip clubs that serve food - amusement
  197. Bend, Oregon - location
  198. Harvey Wallbanger - food
  199. audiobook - medium
  200. ants - animal
  201. water parks - amusement
  202. Spaceballs - movie
  203. Fritch's mustache - idea
  204. Ice Cube - person
  205. the internet - tool
  206. Cinderella - music group
  207. wind chimes - decoration / instrument
  208. moist - word
  209. Nerf guns - toy
  210. lightning rounds - idea
  211. zipper jeans - clothing
  212. landlines - tool
  213. generation ships - idea
  214. seedless watermelon - food
  215. sardines - animal/food
  216. Triscuits - food
  217. sliced bread - food
  218. hard seltzer- beverage
  219. peanut butter ice cream - food
  220. Top Ramen - food
  221. whale tail - animal appendage
  222. Grocery Outlet Bargain Market - store
  223. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  224. chimichangas as a lifestyle choice - idea
  225. chest hair - substance
  226. radio edits - music
  227. Baby Yoda - idea 
  228. belly button lint - substance
  229. Trouble - game
  230. Yosemite Sam mud flaps - tool
  231. shell suits- clothing
  232. fast fashion - clothing
  233. commandos - people
  234. no-show socks - clothing
  235. crossbows - weapon
  236. speed limits - law
  237. public humiliation - idea
  238. zipper jeans worn with no underwear - situation
  239. Theodore Roosevelt - person
  240. Monopoly - game
  241. Barry Bonds - person
  242. "Friday" by Rebecca Black - song
  243. Garfield - fictional character
  244. Aerosmith - music group
  245. Band-Aids as fashion - clothing
  246. man-bun - hairstyle
  247. gas-powered leaf blowers - tool
  248. Cinderella - fictional character
  249. toe shoes - clothing
  250. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - music
  251. Watchmen - movie
  252. blood - substance
  253. PG-13 - idea
  254. Oreos - food
  255. calamari - food
  256. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - movie
  257. Plackers flossers - tool
  258. Steve Jobs - person
  259. Bill & Ted Face the Music - movie
  260. sandals with socks - clothing
  261. being possessed - situation
  262. Hulk Hogan - person
  263. The Last Starfighter - movie
  264. Bro-Country - music
  265. Chris Gaines - character
  266. Reese's Ultimate Peanut Butter Lovers Cup - food
  267. crushed ice - substance
  268. "American Pie" by Don McLean - music
  269. uncanny valley effect - idea
  270. Howard the Duck - movie
  271. pigeons - animal
  272. cake sprinkles - food
  273. feeding cats like babies - activity
  274. being a-know-it-all - activity
  275. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  276. rats - animal
  277. capitalism - idea
  278. sports team jerseys - clothing
  279. middle school - institution
  280. plastic straws - tool
  281. Josta - beverage 
  282. Cadbury Creme Eggs - food
  283. Gambit - fictional character
  284. Surge - beverage
  285. Dong Bongs - game
  286. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  287. Lincoln Logs - toy
  288. food poisoning - situation
  289. carpets - decoration
  290. broken glass - substance
  291. Jenny McCarthy - person
  292. Jon Voight - person
  293. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  294. cops - people
  295. British Royal Family - institution
  296. Steven Seagal - person
  297. McRib - food
  298. Hoarders - TV show
  299. death - idea
  300. war - idea
  301. cigarettes - drug
  302. QAnon - idea
  303. transphobia - idea
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