This is a podcast where Phil and Jake rank everything. Here's the current List of Every Damn Thing:

  1. Prince - person
  2. Donald Duck - fictional character
  3. Hank Williams, Sr - person
  4. air - substance
  5. Watchmen - comic book
  6. onions - food
  7. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  8. sex - idea
  9. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  10. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  11. plants - life form
  12. nail clippers - tool
  13. rye bread - food
  14. land - substance
  15. Charmander - fictional character
  16. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  17. “Dancing Queen” - music
  18. Watchmen - TV series
  19. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  20. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  21. “Tulsa Time” - music
  22. cold brew shandy - beverage
  23. Jersey Shore - location
  24. crows - animal
  25. sea - substance
  26. coffee - beverage
  27. Whoppers - food
  28. national debt - idea
  29. band t-shirts - clothing
  30. moist - word
  31. lightning rounds - idea
  32. generation ships - idea
  33. sardines - animal
  34. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  35. toe shoes - clothing
  36. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - song
  37. Watchmen - movie
  38. blood - substance
  39. Oreos - food
  40. pigeons - animal
  41. sports team jerseys - clothing
  42. Josta - beverage 
  43. Gambit - fictional character
  44. Surge - beverage
  45. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  46. Jenny McCarthy - person
  47. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  48. QAnon - idea

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, submit it by email to list@everydamnthing.net