This is a podcast where Phil and Jake (and friends) rank everything.

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, send it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook).

Here's the current List of Every Damn Thing:
  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. interspecies animal friends - idea
  3. sex - idea
  4. bicycles - tool
  5. coffee - beverage
  6. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
  7. Prince - person
  8. It’s-It - food
  9. Doctor Doom - fictional character
  10. Cher - person
  11. dogs - animal
  12. cats - animal
  13. Pee-Wee Herman - fictional character
  14. Donald Duck - fictional character
  15. Hank Williams - person
  16. pickles - food
  17. Harry Styles - person
  18. air - substance
  19. volcanoes - natural feature
  20. Golden Gate Bridge - landmark
  21. Watchmen - comic book
  22. onions - food
  23. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  24. sandwiches - food
  25. smell - sense
  26. burritos - food
  27. Caddyshack - movie
  28. "Weird Al” Yankovic - person
  29. Bruce Springsteen - person
  30. Rod Lavers shoes - clothing
  31. triangle pizza - food
  32. pie - food
  33. square pizza - food
  34. Star Wars - media franchise
  35. Mendocino County - location
  36. Newspapers - medium
  37. Brooklyn - location
  38. Saturday Night Live - TV show
  39. karaoke - activity
  40. graffiti - idea
  41. podcasts - medium
  42. marijuana - plant
  43. Boxer (dog breed) - animal
  44. ducks - animal
  45. Bill Paxton - person
  46. vinyl records - medium
  47. firefighters - people
  48. mycology - science
  49. The Matrix - movie
  50. metatextuality - idea
  51. Star Trek: The Next Generation - media franchise
  52. Golden Girls - TV show
  53. anti-diarrhea medicine - tool
  54. Frasier - TV show
  55. Shakira - person
  56. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  57. clowns - people
  58. Batman: the Animated Series - TV show
  59. bagels - food
  60. pancakes - food
  61. ice cream trucks - idea
  62. Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
  63. puns - idea
  64. Trading Places - movie
  65. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  66. Flashdance - movie
  67. The Truman Show - movie
  68. bricks - substance
  69. dilapidated shacks - structures
  70. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  71. ranked lists - tool
  72. plants - life forms
  73. Chinatown, San Francisco - location
  74. handkerchiefs - accessory
  75. nail clippers - tool
  76. rye bread - food
  77. snare drums - instrument
  78. beer and wings - situation
  79. Bon Jovi - music group
  80. movie theater popcorn - food
  81. dippin’ sauce - food
  82. Drumline - movie
  83. wedding anniversaries - event
  84. glitter - substance
  85. scatting - music
  86. mockingbirds mimicking car alarms - situation
  87. saxophone in rock - music
  88. cubed ice - substance
  89. Antoni Gaudi - person
  90. Run the Jewels - music group
  91. Popeye - fictional character
  92. land - substance
  93. Charli XCX - person
  94. Blade - fictional character
  95. Dan Aykroyd - person
  96. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial - movie
  97. goats - animal
  98. Sir Topham Hatt - fictional character
  99. Carthage - location
  100. Charmander - fictional character
  101. Taco Bell - food chain
  102. capybaras - animal
  103. Popeyes chicken - food
  104. wool - material
  105. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  106. Earplugs - tool
  107. Enter the Dragon - movie
  108. jorts - clothing
  109. “Dancing Queen” - music
  110. jeggings - clothing
  111. Watchmen - TV series
  112. Game of Death - movie
  113. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  114. portmanteau - idea
  115. anime - medium
  116. 48 hrs - movie
  117. kids in restaurants - situation
  118. skorts - clothing
  119. Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
  120. Sorry! - game
  121. animal crackers - food
  122. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - movie
  123. Wayne's World - media franchise
  124. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  125. “Tulsa Time” - music
  126. sleeping naked - situation
  127. sriracha - food
  128. brief - idea
  129. cold brew shandy - beverage
  130. Jersey Shore - location
  131. In-N-Out - restaurant
  132. crows - animal
  133. families - idea
  134. sea - substance
  135. cows - animal
  136. online dating - tool
  137. video games - medium
  138. Bell Biv DeVoe - music group
  139. Warner Bros large graphic cartoon T-shirts - clothing
  140. apple juice - beverage
  141. eggs (chicken) - food
  142. Whoppers (candy) - food
  143. national debt - idea
  144. band t-shirts - clothing
  145. self-promotion - idea
  146. Crocs - clothing
  147. Spinderella - person
  148. Bend, Oregon - location
  149. Harvey Wallbanger - beverage
  150. audiobook - medium
  151. water Parks - amusement
  152. Spaceballs - movie
  153. Ice Cube - person
  154. the internet - tool
  155. Cinderella - band
  156. wind chimes - decoration / instrument
  157. moist - word
  158. Nerf guns - toy
  159. lightning rounds - idea
  160. zipper jeans - clothing
  161. landlines - tool
  162. generation ships - idea
  163. seedless watermelon - food
  164. sardines - animal/food
  165. Triscuits - food
  166. hard seltzer- beverage
  167. peanut butter ice cream - food
  168. Top Ramen - food
  169. whale tail - animal appendage
  170. Grocery Outlet Bargain Market - store
  171. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  172. radio edits - music
  173. Trouble - game
  174. Yosemite Sam mud flaps - tool
  175. fast fashion - clothing
  176. commandos - people
  177. no-show socks - clothing
  178. crossbows - weapon
  179. speed limits - law
  180. public humiliation - idea
  181. zipper jeans worn with no underwear - situation
  182. Theodore Roosevelt - person
  183. Monopoly - game
  184. Barry Bonds - person
  185. Aerosmith - band
  186. Band-Aids as fashion - clothing
  187. man-bun - hairstyle
  188. gas-powered leaf blowers - tool
  189. Cinderella - fictional character
  190. toe shoes - clothing
  191. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - music
  192. Watchmen - movie
  193. blood - substance
  194. PG-13 - idea
  195. Oreos - food
  196. calamari - food
  197. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - movie
  198. Steve Jobs - person
  199. Bill & Ted Face the Music - movie
  200. Hulk Hogan - person
  201. The Last Starfighter - movie
  202. Chris Gaines - character
  203. Reese's Ultimate Peanut Butter Lovers Cup - food
  204. crushed ice - substance
  205. "American Pie" by Don McLean - music
  206. uncanny valley effect - idea
  207. Howard the Duck - movie
  208. pigeons - animal
  209. feeding cats like babies - activity
  210. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  211. rats - animal
  212. capitalism - idea
  213. sports team jerseys - clothing
  214. middle school - institution
  215. Josta - beverage 
  216. Cadbury Creme Eggs - food
  217. Gambit - fictional character
  218. Surge - beverage
  219. Dong Bongs - game
  220. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  221. Lincoln Logs - toy
  222. food poisoning - situation
  223. carpets - decoration
  224. broken glass - substance
  225. Jenny McCarthy - person
  226. Jon Voight - person
  227. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  228. British Royal Family - institution
  229. Steven Seagal - person
  230. McRib - food
  231. death - idea
  232. war - idea
  233. cigarettes - drug
  234. QAnon - idea
  235. transphobia - idea

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