17. Handkerchiefs, The Last Starfighter, Run the Jewels

We add handkerchiefs, The Last Starfighter, and Run the Jewels to the List of Every Damn Thing
Phil and Jake feed the List of Every Damn Thing's never-ending hunger by ranking handkerchiefs, the 1984 sci-fi movie The Last Starfighter, and the rap duo Run the Jewels.

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ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:
Kleenex * pocket squares * nail clippers * bandanas * penis mutilation * Larry Baer * Watchmen movie * Jesus * Ice Cube * Spice 1 * Atlanta’s Clermont Lounge * Cheech & Chong * Antoni Gaudi


Below is the List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the most up-to-date list, go here):

  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. Prince - person
  3. Cher - person
  4. Donald Duck - fictional character
  5. Hank Williams - person
  6. air - substance
  7. Watchmen - comic book
  8. onions - food
  9. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  10. sex - idea
  11. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  12. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  13. dilapidated shacks - structures
  14. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  15. plants - life form
  16. handkerchiefs - accessory
  17. nail clippers - tool
  18. rye bread - food
  19. cubed ice - substance
  20. Antoni Gaudi - architect
  21. Run the Jewels - music group
  22. land - substance
  23. Charmander - fictional character
  24. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  25. “Dancing Queen” - music
  26. Watchmen - TV series
  27. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  28. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  29. “Tulsa Time” - music
  30. cold brew shandy - beverage
  31. Jersey Shore - location
  32. crows - animal
  33. sea - substance
  34. coffee - beverage
  35. Whoppers - food
  36. national debt - idea 
  37. band t-shirts - clothing
  38. Ice Cube - person
  39. moist - word
  40. lightning rounds - idea
  41. generation ships - idea
  42. sardines - animal
  43. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  44. man-bun - hairstyle
  45. toe shoes - clothing
  46. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - song
  47. Watchmen - movie
  48. blood - substance
  49. Oreos - food
  50. The Last Starfighter - movie
  51. crushed ice - substance
  52. pigeons - animal
  53. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  54. sports team jerseys - clothing
  55. Josta - beverage 
  56. Gambit - fictional character
  57. Surge - beverage
  58. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  59. Jenny McCarthy - person
  60. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  61. QAnon - idea

The theme song for this episode is by Jade Puget.

Graphic design by Jason Mann.

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