21. Peanut Butter Ice Cream, Calamari, Nerf Guns, Christmas Trees, Eggs
In our second family-friendly episode, we add peanut butter ice cream, calamari, Nerf guns, Christmas trees and eggs (the kind from chickens that you eat) to the List of Every Damn Thing.
In this special cuss-free episode, Phil and Jake continue making the List of Every Damn Thing (and checking it twice) by ranking peanut butter ice cream, calamari, Nerf guns, Christmas trees and unfertilized chicken eggs.
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SHOW NOTES:
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SHOW NOTES:
- According to Dr. Anthony Fauci, Santa Claus is in fact immune to COVID-19.
- Something Phil forgot to mention was the tremendous Santa comic book by Grant Morrison, Klaus, which is of course part of the Santa-verse.
- Jake found a recipe for peanut butter ice cream that appears to have a smooth consistency. Recipe websites are awful, somehow they’re worse than porn sites AND song lyrics sites. Anyone who wants to get rich quick should come up with a way to make a recipe website without all the family history SEO stuff at the top.
- The ice cream featured in this episode was from Toy Boat by Jane on Clement Street in San Francisco, which (as discussed in Episode 20) was recently the victim of a broad-daylight toy heist.
- We tried to walk the line on our pronunciation of the word “caramel” but according to the internet you can pretty much pronounce it however you want. You can make caramel by cooking sugar in a pan until it melts and then stirring in butter and a little vanilla. It’s sort of tricky, if you cook it too long it turns into toffee.
- Phil learned about French Juice from The Crown of Mist: the FInal Day of Princess Diana, an extremely good audio documentary from Episode 1. While looking for French Juice on the internet, Jake found this Batman-themed cocktail which contains champagne and coffee.
- Whoppers ice cream isn’t just a fantasy. It looks like Beyers used to make a Whoppers-laden frozen dairy dessert which wasn’t that great, and Ciao Bella made a malted milk ball gelato that wasn’t so bad. Unfortunately, both have been discontinued, but you can always make your own at home.
- Sardines make you immortal because they have omega-3 fatty acids (immortality acids) in them. We don’t have the link but Phil eats sardines frequently and is alive. When Jake’s cat was a kitten, Phil would feed him sardines and he is also still alive. QED.
- There’s a long tradition of San Francisco residents closing-out the holiday season with Christmas tree bonfires at Ocean Beach. Not everyone supports this tradition.
- The egg substitute made from garbanzo bean juice that Phil refers to is called aquafaba.
ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:
Pixar’s Coco * peanut butter * Snickers Ice Cream Bar * cold brew shandy * Whoppers * Oreos * cephalopod intelligence * Mork from Ork
Pixar’s Coco * peanut butter * Snickers Ice Cream Bar * cold brew shandy * Whoppers * Oreos * cephalopod intelligence * Mork from Ork
- Dolly Parton - person
- Clement Street in San Francisco - location
- Prince - person
- Cher - person
- Donald Duck - fictional character
- Hank Williams - person
- air - substance
- Watchmen - comic book
- onions - food
- “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
- sex - idea
- firefighters - people
- The Three Stooges - comedy act
- Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
- intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
- dilapidated shacks - structures
- shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
- plants - life form
- handkerchiefs - accessory
- nail clippers - tool
- rye bread - food
- cubed ice - substance
- Antoni Gaudi - architect
- Run the Jewels - music group
- land - substance
- Charmander - fictional character
- A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
- “Dancing Queen” - music
- Watchmen - TV series
- Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
- Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
- Cheech and Chong - comedy act
- “Tulsa Time” - music
- cold brew shandy - beverage
- Jersey Shore - location
- crows - animal
- sea - substance
- coffee - beverage
- eggs (chicken) - food
- Whoppers - food
- national debt - idea
- band t-shirts - clothing
- Crocs - clothing
- Ice Cube - person
- wind chimes - decoration / instrument
- moist - word
- Nerf guns - toy
- lightning rounds - idea
- zipper jeans - clothing
- generation ships - idea
- sardines - animal
- peanut butter ice cream - food
- Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
- zipper jeans worn with no underwear - situation
- Barry Bonds - person
- man-bun - hairstyle
- toe shoes - clothing
- “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - song
- Watchmen - movie
- blood - substance
- Oreos - food
- calamari - food
- The Last Starfighter - movie
- crushed ice - substance
- pigeons - animal
- Daylight Saving Time - idea
- capitalism - idea
- sports team jerseys - clothing
- Josta - beverage
- Gambit - fictional character
- Surge - beverage
- Double Stuf Oreos - food
- Jenny McCarthy - person
- Hank Williams, Jr - person
- McRib - food
- QAnon - idea
The theme song is by Jade Puget. Audio mastering by Luke Janela. Graphic design by Jason Mann.
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