27. Snare Drums, Carthage, Puns (w/ Andy Granelli)

With help from percussion specialist Andy Granelli (The Distillers), we add snare drums, the ancient city-state Carthage, and puns to the List of Every Damn thing.

Phil and Jake are joined by The Distillers drummer (and friend of the pod) Andy Granelli to add a few measures to the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking snare drums, the ill-fated ancient city-state of Carthage, and puns.

Andy can be found on Twitter (@AndyGranelli) and Instagram (AndyGranelli). Also check out his side project, hardcore supergroup Seized Up

If you have something to add to the List of Every Damn Thing, let us know by sending an email to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram).


SHOW NOTES:

ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:
the music industry * history of drums * types of drums * Oreos * man-buns * ninjas * the tabor * “Tonight Tonight” by Smashing Pumpkins * Gene Krupa * drum machines and the future of drumming * onions * “Midnight Train to Georgia” by Gladys Knight and the Pips * “Back that Azz Up” by Juvenile * dilapidated shacks * the Punic Wars * salting the earth * Hannibalancient seafaring technology * Atlantis * the Jersey Shore * Antoni Gaudi


Below is the List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the most up-to-date list, go here):

  1. Dolly Parton - person
  2. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
  3. Prince - person
  4. It’s-It - food
  5. Cher - person
  6. Donald Duck - fictional character
  7. Hank Williams - person
  8. air - substance
  9. Watchmen - comic book
  10. onions - food
  11. “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
  12. sex - idea
  13. Boxer (dog breed) - animal
  14. ducks - animal
  15. firefighters - people
  16. Shakira - person
  17. The Three Stooges - comedy act
  18. Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
  19. Puns - idea
  20. Trading Places - 1983 film
  21. intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
  22. The Truman Show - movie
  23. dilapidated shacks - structures
  24. shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
  25. plants - life form
  26. handkerchiefs - accessory
  27. nail clippers - tool
  28. rye bread - food
  29. snare drums - instrument
  30. saxophone in rock - music
  31. cubed ice - substance
  32. Antoni Gaudi - architect
  33. Run the Jewels - music group
  34. Popeye - fictional character
  35. land - substance
  36. Carthage - location
  37. Charmander - fictional character
  38. A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
  39. “Dancing Queen” - music
  40. Watchmen - TV series
  41. Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
  42. Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
  43. Cheech and Chong - comedy act
  44. “Tulsa Time” - music
  45. brief - idea
  46. cold brew shandy - beverage
  47. Jersey Shore - location
  48. crows - animal
  49. sea - substance
  50. coffee - beverage
  51. eggs (chicken) - food
  52. Whoppers (candy) - food
  53. national debt - idea
  54. band t-shirts - clothing
  55. Crocs - clothing
  56. Ice Cube - person
  57. wind chimes - decoration / instrument
  58. moist - word
  59. Nerf guns - toy
  60. lightning rounds - idea
  61. zipper jeans - clothing
  62. generation ships - idea
  63. seedless watermelon - food
  64. sardines - animal/food
  65. Triscuits - food
  66. peanut butter ice cream - food
  67. Top Ramen - food
  68. whale tail - animal appendage
  69. Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
  70. commandos - people
  71. no-show socks - clothing
  72. zipper jeans  worn with no underwear - situation
  73. Barry Bonds - person
  74. man-bun - hairstyle
  75. toe shoes - clothing
  76. “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - song
  77. Watchmen - movie
  78. blood - substance
  79. Oreos - food
  80. calamari - food
  81. The Last Starfighter - movie
  82. crushed ice - substance
  83. pigeons - animal
  84. Daylight Saving Time - idea
  85. rats - animal 
  86. capitalism - idea
  87. sports team jerseys - clothing
  88. Josta - beverage 
  89. Gambit - fictional character
  90. Surge - beverage
  91. Double Stuf Oreos - food
  92. Jenny McCarthy - person
  93. Hank Williams, Jr - person
  94. McRib - food
  95. cigarettes - drug
  96. QAnon - idea

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