28. Excellent Adventure, Bogus Journey, Face the Music
We add Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, and Bill and Ted Face the Music to the List of Every Damn thing.
Phil, Jake and Jason continue their most triumphant endeavor to complete the List of Every Damn Thing by ranking all three Bill & Ted movies... their Excellent Adventure, their Bogus Journey, and the time that had to Face the Music.
Like all our episodes (except the family-friendly ones), this episode contains adult language. So if you're the parental type, consider this your advisory.
Like all our episodes (except the family-friendly ones), this episode contains adult language. So if you're the parental type, consider this your advisory.
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SHOW NOTES:
- Maybe don’t google “queef gleek” if you don’t want to come across some things you’d rather not come across.
- River’s Edge (aka “the darkest teen film of all time”) came out in 1986, three years before the first Bill & Ted movie. Parenthood came out later than Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, but still in the same year.
- We discuss the use of homophobic slurs in 80s pop culture, and settle on the idea that they’re “teachable moments”.
- Here’s the scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High where Jeff Spicoli talks about history, a precursor to Bill & Ted’s conversational style. Spicoli, for the record, is not innocent of using of homophobic slurs.
- Chino, California is 30 square miles filled with 88,000 people. Cows once outnumbered the people there, and Snoop Dogg was once in prison there (probably not at the same time).
- Wikipedia describes the Inland Empire as Los Angeles-adjacent. Chino-- more so Chino Hills-- would like to convince you that they're Orange County-adjacent.
- Jason was pleasantly surprised that “punk” wasn’t the first thing that showed up when searching “poseurs”.
- We briefly talked about Damon Runyon. Phil said that Bill & Ted's vocabulary is Runyonesque, but on further reflection he probably was wrong. Here's some discussion of Runyon, a colorful figure.
- Phil mentioned seeing George Carlin's act from before he grew his beard.
- All-time henchman Al Leong is featured in a lot of our favorite action movies, including as a Wing Kong Hatchet Man in Big Trouble in Little China.
- Here’s a video of the present-day comedic surfer bros that Jake mentions.
- Here's a blurry Pee Wee Herman in Back to the Beach (1987). Bird is, in fact, the word.
- Here’s Jason’s favorite part of Bogus Journey, and here’s Jake's favorite part.
- We briefly discuss Jar Jar Binks, who famously said “Dis es nutsen!”
- Kim Cattrall ain't got time for a SatC reboot since she’s got a new (already cancelled) show called Filthy Rich.
- Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde is, according to Jason, a cinematic masterpiece. Legally Blonde 3 drops in May of 2022.
- Jake gets the name of the KISS song “God Gave Rock ‘n’ Roll to You II” wrong. He’s also wrong that it’s an original song.
- Speaking of KISS, the kiss scene from Dude, Where’s My Car? is less offensive than the hateful words in the Bill & Ted movies, but there’s still some problematic aspects to it.
- We surmise that battles of the bands are a thing of the past. Finally the bands are at peace with one another!
- Kettle Chips were founded in 1978 by Cameron Healy.
- There’s a lot of reference to the concept of “Oops! All…” in this episode. This is something we'll address in a later show but it's one of the fundamental ideas to understanding the world.
- What was Alex Winters up to between Bogus Journey and Face the Music? Among other things, he co-directed the 90s movie Freaked (Phil mistakenly calls it Freaks), and most recently directed a documentary about Frank Zappa.
- The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions both came out in 2003.
- We talked about Samara Weaving but we meant to say Brigette Lundy Pain. They were both great in Face the Music.
- Phil doesn’t see how the Weezer song The Beginning of the End is an interpolation of a Billy Joel song.
- Is Love and Monsters worth watching?
- Our TV recommendation for this week is HBO’s Barry. It features Anthony Carrigan, who is also hilarious in Face the Music.
ALSO DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE:
Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula * Interview with the Vampire (movie) * time travel * parenting * toxic masculinity * San Dimas, California * Trading Places * The Last Starfighter * “Station” * “Fetch” in Mean Girls * Faith No More * Watto * Star Wars * Die Hard 2 * William Sadler * Sex and the City 2 * Jennifer Coolidge * prequels * Black Rain * Beavis and Butthead * Pam Grier, Ph.D * “Diplomatic Immunity” * Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins * the Bill & Ted comic by Evan Dorkin * Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventures animated series * Back to the Future * old white people rapping * Beck Bennett * Kristen Schaal * Pixar’s Soul * Pixar’s Cars (especially Cars 3) * Alto Reed
- Dolly Parton - person
- Clement Street in San Francisco - location
- Prince - person
- It’s-It - food
- Cher - person
- Donald Duck - fictional character
- Hank Williams - person
- air - substance
- Watchmen - comic book
- onions - food
- “Midnight Train to Georgia” - music
- sex - idea
- Boxer (dog breed) - animal
- ducks - animal
- firefighters - people
- Shakira - person
- The Three Stooges - comedy act
- Christmas trees - seasonal decoration
- Puns - idea
- Trading Places - movie
- intro to “Back That Azz Up” - music
- The Truman Show - movie
- dilapidated shacks - structures
- shirtless men wearing elaborate angel wings, gold lamé shorts & furry cha-cha heels - idea
- plants - life form
- handkerchiefs - accessory
- nail clippers - tool
- rye bread - food
- snare drums - instrument
- saxophone in rock - music
- cubed ice - substance
- Antoni Gaudi - architect
- Run the Jewels - music group
- Popeye - fictional character
- land - substance
- Carthage - location
- Charmander - fictional character
- A-shirts (aka “wifebeaters”) - clothing
- “Dancing Queen” - music
- Watchmen - TV series
- Jessica Rabbit - fictional character
- Volkswagen “Bug” - vehicle
- Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey - movie
- Cheech and Chong - comedy act
- “Tulsa Time” - music
- brief - idea
- cold brew shandy - beverage
- Jersey Shore - location
- crows - animal
- sea - substance
- coffee - beverage
- eggs (chicken) - food
- Whoppers (candy) - food
- national debt - idea
- band t-shirts - clothing
- Crocs - clothing
- Ice Cube - person
- wind chimes - decoration / instrument
- moist - word
- Nerf guns - toy
- lightning rounds - idea
- zipper jeans - clothing
- generation ships - idea
- seedless watermelon - food
- sardines - animal/food
- Triscuits - food
- peanut butter ice cream - food
- Top Ramen - food
- whale tail - animal appendage
- Tommy Bahama shirts - clothing
- commandos - people
- no-show socks - clothing
- zipper jeans worn with no underwear - situation
- Barry Bonds - person
- man-bun - hairstyle
- toe shoes - clothing
- “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” - song
- Watchmen - movie
- blood - substance
- Oreos - food
- calamari - food
- Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - movie
- Bill & Ted Face the Music - movie
- The Last Starfighter - movie
- crushed ice - substance
- pigeons - animal
- Daylight Saving Time - idea
- rats - animal
- capitalism - idea
- sports team jerseys - clothing
- Josta - beverage
- Gambit - fictional character
- Surge - beverage
- Double Stuf Oreos - food
- Jenny McCarthy - person
- Hank Williams, Jr - person
- McRib - food
- cigarettes - drug
- QAnon - idea
Theme song by Jade Puget. Audio mastering by Luke Janela. Graphic design by Jason Mann.
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