44. Karaoke, Dippin' Sauce, Landlines, Golden Gate Bridge, Bagels, Goats, Cadbury Creme Eggs, Carpets

Our better halves help us add karaoke, dippin' sauce, landlines, the Golden Gate Bridge, bagels, goats, Cadbury Creme Eggs and carpets to the List of Every Damn Thing.
In this lightning (and wife-ening) episode, Phil & Jake are joined by Beth & Ali to rapid-fire rank karaoke, dippin’ sauce, landlines, the Golden Gate Bridge, bagels, goats, Cadbury Creme Eggs and carpets on the List of Every Damn Thing.

VOTE HERE to help choose which item on the List of Every Damn Thing should be re-ranked in an upcoming episode (you can vote once a day).

If you have something to add to the list, email it to list@everydamnthing.net (or get at us on Twitter and Instagram).

Check out the Little Anti-Racist Library project that Beth is working on.


steroids * sex * puns * Christmas trees * pancakes * Saturday Night Live * Mendocino County * Japan * mayonnaise * aioli * artichokes * onions * rye bread * Popeye’s chicken * glitter * 5G towers * nail clippers * generation ships * zipper jeans * Top RamenRobin Williams Tunnel * Jersey Shore * “Midnight Train to Georgia” by Gladys Knight & the Pips * the Eiffel Tower * Watchmen comic * It’s-It * bridge tolls * Cher * Watchmen TV seriessquare pizza * pizza on a bagel * screaming goats * fainting goats * goat cheese * crows * Boxer dogs * wind chimes * Jessica RabbitPopeye * Dan Aykroyd * Dragnet * Whoppers * McRib * Double Stuf Oreos * Gambit * Howard the Duck * Surge * magic carpets * static electricity * rats

Below are the Top Ten and Bottom Top items on List of Every Damn Thing as of this episode (for the complete up-to-date list, go here):


1. Dolly Parton - person
2. interspecies animal friends - idea
3. Clement Street in San Francisco - location
4. Prince - person
5. It’s-It - food
6. Cher - person
7. Pee-Wee Herman - fictional character
8. Donald Duck - fictional character
9. Hank Williams - person
10. air - substance


145. carpets - decoration
146. broken glass - substance
147. Jenny McCarthy - person
148. Jon Voight - person
149. Hank Williams, Jr - person
150. McRib - food
151. war - idea
152. cigarettes - drug
153. QAnon - idea
154. transphobia - idea

Theme song by Jade Puget. Graphic design by Jason Mann. This episode was edited by Jake MacLachlan, with audio help from Luke Janela. Show notes by Jake MacLachlan & Phil Green.

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